Mute Math (Paul Meany)

Describe (in detail) your best Halloween costume.
This year I'm thinking of getting the darkest spray tan I can get, gel my hair back, wear cut off Jnco shorts and go as the Situation on heroin.

What's your favorite candy (and why)?
Hot tamales, because they go brilliantly with coffee.

Who's your favorite monster (and why)?
Elvira. Nothing a boy could want more from his mistress monster.

What was your craziest/most memorable Halloween night?
The one I can't remember — obviously.

What would you rather be: a zombie or a robot?
Zombies don't scare me … Robots scare the hell out of me.

Who would win in a fight: Freddy Krueger, Mike Myers, a gremlin, the Blair Witch, Freddie Mercury or you?
If Freddie Mercury gets to have his mic stand, then hands down Freddie.

What's your favorite Halloween-related song?
“Thriller.”

Have you ever seen a ghost, or had any other paranormal experience?
Yes, but later I just found out that's what happens when you stare at a light too long.

If you could ask Bob Moog one question, what would it be?
Is Leon Theremin a nancy boy?

What is your favorite piece of Moog gear?
Voyager.

What is your favorite album (ever) that features a Moog instrument?
Kraftwerk’s Computer World.

Who would win in a fight: analog or digital?
Sounds like a great celebrity death match. Ooh, that would be my question for Bob Moog. Who does he think would be a more suitable opponent for him in celebrity death match? Les Paul or Autotune?

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