Thu, December 13 : The Santaland Diaries

TH (12/13) through SU (12/16) - The Santaland Diaries, "David Sedaris’ hilarious comedy about the best and worst of people from a retail employee’s point of view," will be performed at Asheville Community Theatre, 35 E. Walnut St. Thurs.-Sat., 7:30pm; Sun., 2:30pm. $15. Tickets and info: www.ashevilletheatre.org or 254-1320.