OK, the Oscars — where it was decided that 12 Years a Slave made itself — are over, so now we can start worrying about next year. Something tells me that nothing coming our way this week will be involved. We have but two mainstream titles and one art title, though the art title is so long that it's in two parts and perhaps should count as two movies. It will, I imagine, come as no surprise that it's the one film I've seen. The other two ... well, we'll see about those. And, no, despite what you may have heard, Wes Anderson's The Grand Budapest Hotel won't make it to Asheville till March 21.
I hate weeks like this. Oh, I'm not complaining that I have zero interest in seeing Non-Stop or Son of God (though I do). No, what distresses me is that there are three truly excellent art titles opening this week. Each of them was completely worthy of being the "Weekly Pick." But more than that, they're going to get in each other's way at the box office. Terrific movies are likely to get overlooked for no reason other than there are too many of them opening on the same weekend. My suggestion is see them all, but I know that's not practical in terms of time or expense for most people.
Thank goodness for art titles. Otherwise, this week would look pretty bleak. At the same time, there are all those titles you possibly missed owing to the weather last week. Today (I'm writing this on Monday) marks the first day it has been possible to get out of my driveway since last Tuesday night. (Yes, I have cabin fever. You are warned.) That also resulted in the first time since I started reviewing for the Xpress in 2000 where some movies didn't get reviewed.
If nothing else, there's at least one excellent art title — of the must-see variety — this week. The mainstream offerings — four of them — would seem to be a much dicier proposition. At the moment, it's an even dicier proposition as to whether we thaw out enough (assuming the weather prognosticators are correct) to actually get to them.
Well, it's an interesting week, if nothing else. We have three mainstream films and one art title that is really two art titles (I'll explain that later). At least two of the mainstream releases are in the keenly anticipated category — well, depending on who you talk to, of course.
Yes! The wait is over. The (deservedly) Oscar-nominated The Great Beauty (La Grande Bellezza) is actually opening this week. In the immortal words of Groucho Marx — "Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor." I was beginning to despair — and it was with some trepidation that I called the Fine Arts on Monday morning to find out. But here it is at last. Seize the opportunity. Me? I'll be glad to stop moving the review from week to week (and tinkering with it each time). Otherwise, this week ... but, hey, The Great Beauty is opening.
Slim pickings this week — not that there was much of anything to get excited about last week, but there was more of it. Actually, we get one really good art title this week, but I fear it's going to be of limited appeal. There is one mainstream(ish) title, too. It is an unknown quantity, but the indications are that this might be a good week to start filling in the blanks of those Oscar contenders you've missed.
I know I promised you something really tasty this week. Actually, I promised it to you two weeks ago. Well, it — The Great Beauty — has been moved back again. (I had nothing to do with this.) Will it open next week? Maybe. And that's as far as I'm committing myself at this point. In its stead, we do have four movies of the mainstream variety. There's one pretty fair possibility and three long shots. You may want to consider movies that are still playing — or some of the awards contenders that are making encore appearances.
I promised you a better week and here it is — though it's shy one title I was expecting. That said, we get five new movies this week, and three of them have merit. One of them has a lot of merit. The other two — well, you can't have everything. Just remember that this pretty much washes up the 2013 holdovers (apart from the one that didn't open). And that means it's probably lean times ahead. Get your movies while the getting's good.
OK, so only one of the Christmas Day openings was worth seeing. That's still one more than this week promises. There are two bright sides to this. First of all, you can catch up with all the good movies you still haven't seen. Second, next week, a pretty strong blast of movies you've been waiting to see finally make it to the provinces — including one terrific movie you don't even know you're waiting on.
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