So much for good intentions. According to this listing in today’s Asheville area Craigslist “free” category, the purchase of a set of books entitled “Lovemaking for Lovers” has landed a presumably well-meaning boyfriend in some hot water with his significant other. She is cutting him off, and he needs your help unloading the offending contraband:
“I bought the three book series called Lovemaking for Lovers for me and my girlfriend, but she didn’t know about it, and when she found out that I bought a series of sex guidebooks, she told me that I had to get rid of it or she would leave me, and until then, we won’t be having sex. Please call [number deleted here] for more details. I really need to give these books away. They cost too much to throw away, but I need to get rid of them as fast as possible.”
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— Brian Postelle, staff writer