For the past week or so — not counting an earlier skirmish — I’ve been embroiled in an argument over whether or not the 1923 Hunchback of Notre Dame with Lon Chaney is a great film, or nearly unwatchable rubbish. Has it been given a free pass because it stars Chaney, and because it’s really, really old? Or is it because the Grand Old Man of horror movie fandom, Forrest J. Ackerman, told all us Baby Boomer horror fans it was a great film in the pages of his magazine Famous Monsters of Filmland years before any of us actually saw the damned thing? (It will come as a surprise to no one, I’m sure, that I actually know people who will fight over an 85-year-old movie.)
While I freely admit that I’m in the “unwatchable rubbish” camp, that’s not the point of this. As almost always happens in any such argument … er, discussion … someone invoked the 90-percent rule, commonly known as “Sturgeon’s Law.” It states that 90 percent of everything is crap. The idea comes from science fiction writer Theodore Sturgeon, who was making a case specifically against criticism of sci-fi literature. Sturgeon claimed that it was easy to denigrate the genre by citing only the worst examples of it, noting that “90 percent of science fiction is crud, but then 90 percent of everything is crud.”
Of course, it’s an overstatement, but it’s such an irresistible overstatement. I mean, if you’ve spent an evening consisting of a double feature of Daddy Day Camp and Norbit (both from 2007), it’s impossible not to subscribe to this point of view, and even want to knock the percentage up a couple notches. But the concept itself started me thinking about how true it actually is or isn’t, so I took a look at a year’s worth of movie reviews — those from 2007.
By my reckoning, I wrote 169 reviews of new movies in 2007. My mind goes into 24 frames-per-second shock just thinking about that. And that’s not counting at least another 100 reviews of “special showing” movies for things like World Cinema, the Hendersonville Film Society, Walk-in Theater, etc. Nor am I including the competition entries for the Asheville Film Festival (there were 13 features in 2007). Toss in movies seen for pleasure and repeat viewings (come on, I sat though Across the Universe at least eight times in the theater — and it’s in the DVD player as we speak) and movies seen for other projects, and the list grows apace. (My less ardent admirers should take note that truly can it be said that I spend a lot of time in the dark.)
Now, there are certain drawbacks to this that make the results anything but scientific. Without actually counting them, we need to consider that my cohort, Justin Souther, averaged a review a week — and, as he and radio’s Matt Mittan never tire of pointing out — a great deal of what he gets handed is on the far side of choice. So let’s say that there were roughly 220 movies that played first-run theatrically in 2007, but let’s stick to my 169 for the moment. The breakdown is interesting.
I doled out 14 five-star reviews, 19 four-and-a-half-star reviews, a suprising 39 four-star reviews, and a respectable 24 three-and-a-half-star ones. There were also 16 three-star reviews, while 15 garnered two-and-a-half, 11 got two, five scored one-and-a-half, and single star and half star reviews tied at 13 each. That paints a considerably brighter picture of the state of film than evidenced by the 90-percent rule. And I’m not at all sure what this does my status as “cranky,” but that’s a separate question.
Based simply on the figures, there are a combined 33 five- and four-and-a-half-star reviews. That’s already more than 10 percent of the year’s total reviews, making hash of the 90-percent concept (actually, it’s 19.5 percent). Factor in 39 four- star reviews and we’re up to 72 reviews that could be counted as very positive, bringing the total to 42.6 percent for movies of some significant merit. The 24 three-and-a-half-star reviews — indicating a level of a degree of interest at least — represent another 14.2 percent. With 16 three-star reviews indicative of solid mediocrity, leaving us with 57 films — 34 percent — of little or no discernible merit. Looked at this way, things are perhaps not as bleak as they appear on the surface.
However, before we break out the Piper-Heidsieck, let’s remember that we can probably add another 20 to 30 titles of little or no merit if we factor in Mr. Souther’s entries. Moreover, it’s necessary to recognize the basic inadequacy of the whole star rating system.
Star ratings — and their variants like grades — are of little real value, but publishers like them because they present the reader with a quick guide to what is or isn’t good. (Publishers, it seems, believe that their readership doesn’t like to read too much.) Setting aside the fact that what is or isn’t good is pretty much a subjective call (the MTV Movie Awards voters picked Transformers as the best picture of 2007, which says much about the MTV audience), there’s the simple fact that not all stars are created equally. That’s not so true when dealing with five-star, and even four-and-a-half-star, movies. In those cases, it’s obvious that the reviewer thinks the film at hand is at least in the realm of the bee’s knees. Once you get past that, it’s another matter.
In the area of four-star reviews (assuming a five-star ceiling) things start to shift. Put simply those four stars I gave to Music and Lyrics and the four stars I gave to Inland Empire do not represent the same thing. The former is a perfectly fine piece of pop entertainment done with a degree of wit and heart. The latter is a seriously flawed, sometimes maddening work by a major filmmaker, David Lynch, that has moments of incandescent brilliance despite its shortcomings. Resurrecting the Champ is a pretty negligible film, but it contains a magnificent and fascinating performance by Samuel L. Jackson that propels it to the next level.
That’s really just the tip of the iceberg. Three-and-a-half-star reviews are even more troublesome in some ways, simply because a deeply, deeply flawed and rather silly film like the horror picture Dead Silence can be a lot more interesting than a perfectly competent, but stupefyingly dull movie like Fracture. Sometimes deeply flawed is better, but you’re never going to know that if you go by star ratings.
I first encountered the star-rating concept when I was a kid in a book called Movies on TV by Steven H. Scheuer. It was the precursor to the now more famous Leonard Maltin tomes. The book worked on a four-star system with half-star increments. It took pains to explain that four stars meant “excellent,” three stars meant “good,” two meant “fair,” and one meant “poor.” At the time all I could think of was what exactly three-and-a-half stars meant — good and a half? Looked at in that sense, it’s even sillier.
Another significant caution about taking the percentages I came up with are all that meaningful is that wonderful thing known as hindsight. With rare exceptions, movie reviews are written quickly. Chances are the reviewer saw the film at hand once and is having to turn in a final review of it within a day or so of seeing it. Looked at later, the praise may seem extravagant. I can go down the list of four star reviews for 2007 and spot at least ten titles, I’d knock down a half-star and maybe even a full star. Relativity plays a part in this. Ghost Rider is apt to look a lot better to you if you see it the same day you see Factory Girl. See my point?
However, with all these caveats to one side, I’m still concluding that movies are by and large a lot better than the 90-percent rule would allow. The funny thing about this is that 10 years ago, I wouldn’t have believed that — and you may not believe it now.
Here’s the point to that statement. Ten years ago my moviegoing was very selective. Even my stint reviewing movies for Films in Review back when it was a print magazine didn’t require seeing anything like the number of movies I now see. There’s a tendency to think of seeing a 169-plus movies a year as a bad thing — a fast-track to burn-out with a large degree of jadedness in the bargain. And there’s some justification for that school of thought, sure. You see enough movies and a certain amount of “been there, done that” is bound to creep in. Plot points can start to seem too similar and things that might be impressive in smaller doses — special effects are a prime candidate — are less so when you see a wide-range of movies.
That said, there are definite upsides to the situation, not the least of which is simply getting the feel for the overall picture of what’s being made. And there’s really no other way to get that sense than to see virtually everything that comes out. The surprise is just how much of it has some degree of worth. I see movies I would never think of seeing on my own hook that sometimes even become favorites. That’s hard to remember while watching Norbit or Primeval — or even such big deal movies as Transformers or I Am Legend — but taking a step back like this and looking at an entire year dispassionately, it’s no more than the truth to say that nowhere near 90 percent of the movies in that space of time are crap.
That’s the kind of thing that makes you wonder how true or not true “Sturgeon’s Law” is when applied more broadly — something to think about. But in case anyone is tempted to think I’m losing my much-touted crankiness, let me just say that easily 90 percent or more of the user comments — calling reviewers “douche bags,” “homos,” “a**holes,” etc. for not sharing the user’s views — on Rotten Tomatoes are indeed crap (and barely literate in the bargain). And the 1923 Hunchback of Notre Dame isn’t too far behind!