There’s an interesting pattern to the bulk of the negative reviews of the new film version of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s The Phantom of the Opera. Nearly every such review comes from one of three types of critics bearing grindable axes: those who hate musicals in general, those who hate Andrew Lloyd Webber in particular, and […]
Even though I rarely like Martin Scorsese’s movies (The Gangs of New York being the notable exception), I’d never deny the fact he’s one of the greats of modern American film. I have mixed feelings about The Aviator, Scorsese’s massive biopic on Howard Hughes. This is a brilliantly made movie, a true filmmaker’s film. I […]
This phenomenally popular sequel to the phenomenally popular Meet the Parents has been met with a great deal of critical scorn, most of which centers on the movie’s lack of subtlety and its inferiority when compared to the first film. Can these be serious criticisms? Did anyone expect subtlety from a movie with a title […]
“Hey, hey, hey!” Fat Albert’s become real, at least for a day. See him quick, I say, the big boy can’t stay. Fadin’ away, he is, fadin’ away. “Hey, hey, hey!” It’s modern-day North Philly, a buzzing, energetic mecca so it seems, where multiethnic students live and study together in reasonable peacefulness and there’s not […]
People trying to sell me on this movie say that director Jaume Balaguero is the man who revitalized the Spanish horror-film industry. I must confess that I didn’t realize Spain had such an industry, much less that it needed revitalizing. But if this clunky rip-off of The Shining — with a few dashes of The […]
Thank God for Wes Anderson. Without his occasional outbursts of cinematic quirkiness, the movie world would be a much less colorful place. If his new film, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou just misses the sublime strangeness of The Royal Tenenbaums, it perhaps makes up for it by being Anderson’s most visually adventurous film to […]
This could have been a nearly great film. Instead, it went the exact path I feared it might, becoming too much of a vehicle for Jim Carrey at his most virulent. As an adaptation of the first three A Series of Unfortunate Events books by Lemony Snicket (aka Daniel Handler), the film is a clever […]
Warning: Before reading any further, readers should take note that Kinsey is not for everyone. The film’s discussions of human sexuality mince no words and are apt to offend some viewers. In fact, some conservative and religious groups have lambasted Kinsey, equating its subject, Alfred Kinsey, with Josef Mengele, the infamous Nazi doctor. Some of […]
“If you believe in God,” the co-pilot tells the terrified passengers, “now’s the time to call in the favor!” Indeed, it will take a galactic boon to save this crew, because the opening sequence of Flight of the Phoenix is the most gut-grabbing airplane crash you’ve ever seen on film. From the very beginning of […]
First of all, the most interesting thing about Kevin Spacey’s Bobby Darin biopic, Beyond the Sea, is its weird similarities with Irwin Winkler’s De-Lovely. I suppose it’s instructive that where it once took three men — director Winkler, screenwriter Jay Cocks and star Kevin Kline — to bring Cole Porter to the screen — Spacey […]
There’s a certain irony in the fact that the first English-language film version of Somerset Maugham’s novella Theatre should come complete with a Hungarian director, Hungarian financing and an American star. Perhaps this says more about the sorry state of filmmaking in Britain today than anything else, though it’s actually a minor miracle that the […]
“Hola, hombre, let’s go see Spanglish.” “I hear it’s fantastico!” “Hurry up, dude, tiempo is money!” I’ll bet you understood most of the dialogue above. Congratulations, amigo, and welcome to Spanglish. Spanglish is the language that combines (some say “deteriorates”) Spanish with English and is now spoken, to one degree or another, by just about […]
In 2001, I wrote: “At the very end, Ocean’s Eleven nearly transcends its purely pleasurable qualities in a stunning and strangely emotionally resonant sequence set to Debussy’s ‘Claire de Lune’ that is unfortunately undercut by a largely unnecessary tag scene.” Well, that tag scene was necessary in one sense: It set us up for a […]
I’ll give Blade: Trinity the benefit of the doubt and assume the movie is meant to be high camp of the lowest order. It’s difficult to imagine that anyone involved with making this third Blade flick took any of it seriously, since the film almost never makes a lick of sense and doesn’t seem to […]
Here’s a nice little film from 2003 that hasn’t played in this area until now. Advertised as “a tinned-spaghetti western,” the movie is a clever and generally successful attempt to present a British domestic drama with comedic overtones, all in the style of a Sergio Leone western. Now, that idea probably sounds just a little […]
Elegant, spare, flawlessly acted, and directed with great style by a masterful filmmaker, Closer is much easier to admire than actually like. To begin with, I can’t help but question the wisdom of releasing this film at this time of year. Last week’s top five movies at the box-office have one thing in common: They […]
I haven’t felt this out of the loop since people were falling all over themselves about Lost in Translation. With apologies to Andrew Sarris, Richard Corliss and all the other critics who are joined in a chorus of unstinting praise of this film, Sideways fell far short of blowing me away. It’s not that I […]
On the whole, this movie’s as bad as you might expect, and in some ways worse. Still, on very rare occasions, it’s better — or at least funnier — than I thought it would be. I haven’t read Skipping Christmas, the John Grisham novel this movie is based on, but it’s easy to see that […]
The quality of the filmmaking may seem beside the point when dealing with a movie like this, since there’s a tendency to evaluate this kind of documentary more by its intentions than its actual content. However, good intentions only carry a film so far, and the whole raison d’etre for an activist documentary carries the […]
You don’t have to be the elementary-class cutup to love SpongeBob — adults are also perfectly capable of being goofy, manic, subversive and slightly demented, you know. SpongeBob (voiced by Tom Kenny) is an optimistic, proudly absorbent square sponge who lives under the sea in the top half of a pineapple and wears a pair […]
By the time I was old enough to have anything resembling a political conscience, Che Guevara was already murdered and reduced to an iconic image festooning posters in college dorm rooms (and, less famously, a reference in the David Bowie song, “Panic in Detroit”). So I came to The Motorcycle Diaries knowing only the most […]
