Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 09/17/08


News Briefs:

Asheville woman overcomes disdain for Florida tourists long enough to spend week vomiting on Daytona Beach

Sometimes, it helps to talk things out; Other times, you’re URTV’s K.C. Waters

Madison Sheriff seizes pot and moonshine in bid to ruin everybody’s good time

Local comedians stand up for teen abstinence Many don’t get it

WPVM’s troubles date back to April staff-party viewing of ‘Pump Up the Volume’

Supercollider end-of-world scenarios boost lagging intergalactic escape-vehicle market

Ron Paul withholds support for McCain Moonbeam Party’s voters still up for grabs

Georgia/Russia problem not solved by U.S. saber-rattling; empty threats contemplated

Dear Arnold,
What are the benefits of breastfeeding?
— Jan

Dear Jan,

Outside of staring at some lady’s nipple in public? Nothing.



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0 thoughts on “Weekly Asheville Disclaimer Page: 09/17/08

  1. Sam Halperson

    As someone with a ponytail, I am offended by your article and also your crass joke mocking the natural beauty that is the bonding between mother and infant.

  2. DSJ

    As someone who is a toothless inbred, I am offended by your article and also your crass joke mocking the natural beauty that is the bonding between Madison County residents and geese. As Dr. Ruth said, “All sex is goose sex.”

  3. donia

    As someone who washes her face with cow lard, I am greatly offended at your above article, as well as the spot-on rendition of local celebrities.
    Why dont you make fun of women in business or something? Stop making fun of inbred mountain-folk!

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