With all the crap restaurants that have opened here, there is at least one ethnic base left uncovered: the delicious soup known as pho. It can be had in most major cities in America, but why not here? I would gladly trade in at least six sushi places and most of the teriyaki (or maybe that should be teriyucky) houses for just one Vietnamese-soup place.
So if anybody knows some Vietnamese people and can convince them to move to this overpriced, doomed town, maybe we can make a deal.
— Joseph Crawley