Approximately 4.54 billion years ago, God created this planet for all of us to share. Then, within the last few millennia, some people decided to divide it up amongst themselves and fabricate property-rights laws that would justify their actions. They quickly began to bulldoze the world and cover it with concrete, pavement and fluorescent-lighted eyesores.
Where is the outrage?! Who will stand up and question this despicable mass theft and degradation? Who can take the depressing gray blah of prefab construction and make it colorful and vibrant like the whole world used to be? The graffiti artist, that’s who! Taggers for the Lord, I call them. Divine messengers from God, sent here to reclaim paradise. You are my hero, oh wielder of the spray can. I salute you.
P.S. Please don’t tag my house.
— Bryan Hewett