“I’m a cab driver. A guy tried to bail out on the cab. He went to open the door, and as soon as he did, I punched the gas. He fell back into the seat, I slammed the brakes, the door shut. He picked himself up and was like, ‘I’m calling the cops, you’re f***in’ crazy!’ I pulled out my phone and I’m like, ‘Here, allow me. Hi, could you send an officer to the corner of Patton Ave. and Sav-Mor? Thank you.'”