Unnoticed

Posted on January 24, 2021January 22, 2021 by Molton

Cash, cars, and conversions

Posted on January 22, 2021January 22, 2021 by Brent Brown

Flaming the fans

Posted on January 17, 2021January 8, 2021 by Molton

Table for one

Posted on January 15, 2021January 8, 2021 by Brent Brown

Heeeere’s the residential market

Posted on January 10, 2021January 8, 2021 by Molton

(HUMOR) What I’ve learned about dating in Asheville during a pandemic

Posted on January 9, 2021January 8, 2021 by Xpress Contributor

“Dating is hard in general. Dating during pandemic? Even harder. Dating during a pandemic in Asheville? Wut?”

(HUMOR) 2021 Funny Pages

Posted on January 9, 2021January 8, 2021 by Brent Brown

Shelve it underground

Posted on January 8, 2021January 8, 2021 by Brent Brown

(HUMOR) Xpressers almanac: What will 2021 bring?

Posted on January 8, 2021January 4, 2021 by Xpress Staff

Xpress staffers offer their humorous predictions for a year that might be even weirder than 2020. Asheville-area media, the Asheville Police Department, political figures and local protesters are all up for the skewering.

(HUMOR) Five virtual food-related classes for and after COVID-19

Posted on January 7, 2021January 6, 2021 by Thomas Calder

Editor’s note: The following story, unlike the rest of Mountain Xpress’s award-winning coverage of local news and events throughout the rest of the year, is 100% fake. Feeling a little sluggish after 2020? Curious how you’ll readjust once things eventually return to normal? These five fictitious classes might be your answer. Please and Thank You: […]

(HUMOR) Mime plot silenced

Posted on January 7, 2021January 6, 2021 by Edwin Arnaudin

Proposed changes to the city noise ordinance were part of a nefarious, multiyear plot by mimes, hell-bent on monopolizing the vibrant arts scene with their quiet ways.