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Extreme Wither
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Citizens’ Arrest
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Bold Brews
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On the noise
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Cesspool of Cenozoic
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Letter rip
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One Stop Shopping
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Raise the bar tab
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Narrow-minded
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Times infinity
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State of confusion
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Petey and Chase by Chesney Goodson
(SATIRE) Same old song and dance
Crying about the year’s area government scandals doesn’t do much good — but bursting into song just might!
(SATIRE) Advice from local notables
You asked, they answered: sage advice from Buncombe County Commissioner Al Whitesides, Dr. Carl Mumpower (chair of the Buncombe County GOP), Abby Roach (aka The Spoon Lady), former City Council member Cecil Bothwell, Asheville Mayor Esther Manheimer and Asheville City Council member Julie Mayfield.
At last, the most wonderful time of the year
“I have a fantasy, sparked by a friend’s wistful Facebook comment, that everyone could come together to spread all of these many jolly activities (and their associated deadlines) throughout the year, perhaps loosely attached to an underperforming existing holiday.”
Bull what?
ASHEVILLE, N.C.
(Satire) Asheville’s sharing economy reaches new heights
Sharing is caring, as the old saying goes. But it is also proving to be a nifty way for start-up businesses to get a piece of Asheville’s economic pie — not to mention a source of consternation for city officials struggling to regulate the growing industry. In the wake of last October’s controversy over the […]
(SATIRE) Revealed: Bear exposes dangers posed by humans
The most important thing is not to panic. Remember that most humans are just as scared of you as you are of them. Ninety percent of the time, they’ll run away. Try to resist the urge to chase them.
(SATIRE) Jest of 2018: You’ve heard the best, now here’s the rest
Best place to find your soulmate while in Asheville for a bachelorette party The Pubcycle — All you have to do is shout “Woo!” loudly enough, and he/she/they shall appear. Mission Hospital ER — This is going to make the funniest story someday. The Hot Spot. Worst busker Anybody with an amplifier. The yelling man. […]
Water under the bridge
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