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Pop quiz

Posted on December 15, 2024December 10, 2024 by Molton
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Cleaning up the district

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Off the charts

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Candyland cleanup

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Get the lead out

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Mulch ado about nothing

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Well, well, well

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Bearing false fixes

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Time to leave

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The most wonderful time

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H2EWW

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Local color

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The bad place

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New costume ideas

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Cut that out

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Out of sorts

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Famous last words

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Gimme shelter

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Muddy waters

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Water levels

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Tight fit

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