Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 20-26: Captain America and the Submarine with Benefits

Only three movies come our way this week—two in the mainstream realm and one art title. One the mainstream side we get Captain America: The First Avenger and Friends with Benefits. Neither of these carry anything like the level of Harry Potter excitement—and I am skeptical (oh, yes, skeptical) that either will dethrone Mr. Potter as the top-of-the-pops movie. Submarine (which takes place in Wales and not on a submarine)—opening this Friday at The Carolina—certainly has no such aims, but that doesn’t keep it from being one of the best movies I’ve seen this year.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: King Kong—and I mean the real McMonkey

With the Asheville Film Society fundraiser showing of the 1933 King Kong coming up on Wed., July 20 (7:30 p.m. at The Carolina), I’ve found myself spending a lot of time recently with that simian gent. Yeah, there have been three versions of King Kong—and that’s not counting offshoots, knock-offs, rip-offs, and sequels of a highly dubious nature—but really has anything ever come close of the 1933 original? Certainly, the 1976 remake is negligible at best and blasphemous at worst. Peter Jackson’s more respectable and respectful 2005 version has its merits, but does it linger in the mind the way the 1933 film does? Is it in itself in any way iconic?

Zookeeper

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The Story: Talking animals at a zoo attempt to help their friendly zookeeper win the girl of his dreams. The Lowdown: Mostly tedious, rarely funny talking-animal comedy with a couple of nice touches that don't amount to enough to even get near a recommendation.

Queen to Play

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The Story: A working-glass chambermaid becomes obsessed with -- and proficient in -- the game of chess under the guidance of an older American widower. The Lowdown: A very different kind of romantic drama/comedy that manages to fuse together nontraditional romance with themes of personal growth and female empowerment (that avoids all the pitfalls of…

Andrei Rublev

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Classic World Cinema by Courtyard Gallery will present Andrei Rublev at 8 p.m. Friday, July 15, at Phil Mechanic Studios, 109 Roberts St., River Arts District (upstairs in the Railroad Library). Info: 273-3332, www.ashevillecourtyard.com

Prospero’s Books

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The Asheville Film Society will screen Prospero's Books Tuesday, July 19, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther. Hanke is the artistic director of the A.F.S.

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 13-19: Harry Potter and the Queen to Play Beginners

It’s Harry Potter week. What more do you want? Well, the folks at Disney seem to think you want some kind of quasi-reboot of Winnie the Pooh, which I guess works for younger children and those who think Harry Potter movies are only a step removed from attending a Satanic mass. Plus, the art film is alive and well with Queen to Play at The Carolina and Beginners at the Fine Arts. Put mildly, I’ve seen less enticing weeks—like last week and the week before.

Buck

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The Story: Documentary on "new school" horse trainer Buck Brannaman. The Lowdown: A surprisingly involving and even moving film that doesn't require any particular interest in horses to work with the viewer.

Larry Crowne

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The Story: A middle-aged man fired from his job decides to go to community college and change his life. The Lowdown: Simple -- sometimes simplistic -- unassuming romantic comedy that's a lot better than it's being given credit for.

If I Had a Million

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The Asheville Film Society will screen If I Had a Million Tuesday, July 12, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther. Hanke is the artistic director of the A.F.S.

The Young Racers

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Young Racers at 2 p.m. Saturday, July 10, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas), 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville.

Moulin Rouge

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Classic World Cinema by Courtyard Gallery will present Moulin Rouge at 8 p.m. Friday, July 8 at Phil Mechanic Studios,109 Roberts St., River Arts District (upstairs in the Railroad Library). Info: 273-3332, www.ashevillecourtyard.com

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 6-12: Horse Whisperers­, Trolls, Horrible Bosses and a Zookeeper

Last week was a curious mix. There were two movies that turned out to be somewhat better than expected, and one that proved to be every bit as awful as one might have suspected. This week—well, we’ll see. In the mainsteam, we have two mid-range movies—Horrible Bosses and Zookeeper—since no one sees much point in shoehorning a big picture in between Transformers last week and the final Harry Potter movie next week. On the art/indie front, The Carolina opens the surprisingly strong and popular documentary Buck and the giant monster flick TrollHunter.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Ken Russell: The Right Filmmaker at the Right Time (for me)

It’s July 3. Of course, I’m going to write about Ken Russell—it’s his birthday. (It’s his 84th birthday, if you’re keeping track.) Anyone who’s been paying attention knows that three things will happen today. I’ll write something about Ken. I’ll call him up to offer birthday greetings. I’ll watch a Ken Russell movie—or two. It follows as the night follows the day. And as is often the case, I’ve grown reflective—that we may attribute to my own aging.

Bad Teacher

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The Story: A golddigging and very uncommitted teacher tries to raise the money for a breast job in order to snare rich fellow teacher. The Lowdown: Predictable and more mildly naughty than truly outrageous. Folks who giggle over swear words will get the most out of it.

The Tree of Life

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The Story: Sprawling drama that runs the gamut from creation to a look at a single family. The Lowdown: A fascinating film that works part of the time, doesn't work part of the time, and is at least interesting all of the time. Beware of a non-traditional narrative structure, a deliberate pace and no payoff…