Oh, yes, it’s a slack week at the movies—only two movies are opening. That said—and in full knowledge of the fact that I’m setting myself up for a huge letdown—one of those, Drive Angry 3D, is the first mainstream offering of 2011 I’ve actually been looking forward to. Come on, breathes there a fan of trash cinema who can resist the prospect of Nicolas Cage breaking out of hell in an effort to redeem himself by saving his infant grandchild from serving as the centerpiece of a human sacrifice by a cult? If so, you’re made of sterner stuff than I am.
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Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Feb. 23-Mar. 1: Can Nicolas Cage drive out of hell on a hall pass?
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Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Open letter to moviegoers—and theaters
As a movie reviewer I probably spend more time in theaters than the average person. As a movie reviewer who—writing being a far from lucrative occupation—spent years working in theaters as well, I can guarantee that statement. In those capacities over the years, I’ve learned an awful lot about movie houses, how they work, what they do right, and what they do wrong. And I’ve also gotten a pretty good sense of what audiences do and don’t understand about how theaters work.
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Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Feb. 16-22: What a drag
Thank Clapton for the appearance of Barney’s Version (starts Friday at Fine Arts) this week, because the remaining local openers are not exactly an enthralling prospect. In fact, it’s the sort of selection that causes it to look like this might just be the weekend to look into those mahjong lessons you’ve been putting off for far too long.
Gnomeo & Juliet
Just Go with It
The Company Men
Barney’s Version
The Illusionist
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The Mummy’s Hand/The Mummy’s Tomb
The Hours
Werckmeister Harmonies
Departures
The King of Masks
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Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Valentine Variety
In case you missed the fact, Monday is Valentine’s Day, and the day means a movie, this year—well, you’re kind of out of luck. Or you’re not exactly choosy. First of all, let’s make one thing perfectly clear—no matter what it’s title may imply, there is no way in hell that Blue Valentine is a good idea for this purpose. (I’m assuming you aren’t wanting to break up, mind you.) That leaves you with what? Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston in Just Go with It? This duo doesn’t exactly spell romance to me.
Sanctum
The Oscar Nominated Short Films 2011
The Night Visitor
City Lights
Lola
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Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Feb. 9-15: I’m sure prepared to say “never”
The horror! The horror! It’s finally here—the dreaded week that finds Justin Bieber: Never Say Never comin’ at you in the miracle of 3D. It’s not as if it wasn’t a sufficiently terrifying prospect without 3D-ification. Thank God, there are five other movies opening, even if one of them stars Adam Sandler and another stars Channing Tatum. Relativity is a wondrous thing.