Monsters

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The Story: Two Americans make their way through the "infected zone" -- infected with aliens -- of northern Mexico to get back to the U.S. The Lowdown: An interesting mixed bag of pretty good science fiction and an intriguing subtext that is dragged down by two unlikable leads and dull dialogue.

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Dec. 8-14: Treading the voyage of tourist monsters

This week, we have walking octopi from outer space, a pontificating lion, a duped Johnny Depp and a soccer documentary. The last two give rise to the terms “duped Depp” and “soc-doc,” which you’ll be glad to know I’ve now gotten out of my system. Actually, from my perspective, it’s another kind of slack week. I’ve seen and reviewed Monsters, and my partner in perfidy, Mr. Souther, has seen and reviewed Pelada, both of which open Friday at The Carolina, and both of which you can read about in this week’s Xpress. That leaves the new Narnia picture and The Tourist, which are opening all over the place.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Forgotten or overlooked gems

Running across The Gilded Lily (1935) in the TCM listings (Sun., Dec. 5 at 2 p.m. ET) this week made me think about all the movies that just seem to fall through the cracks for one reason or another. The Gilded Lily is one such film. Its director, Wesley Ruggles (brother of Paramount comedian Charlie Ruggles), was once considered a fairly major director, but he lacked a notable signature and so lacked staying power. Claudette Colbert was a big star for years, but she’s not someone who got snatched up by the nostalgia craze of the 1960s and 70s. I have no idea why. The same is true of co-star Fred MacMurray, though he became so identified with the My Three Sons TV series and his Disney movies that his earlier work was eclipsed. What little treasures are we missing out on because of this?

Burlesque

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The Story: Girl from Iowa makes her way to the big city to seek fame and fortune in show business. The Lowdown: Burlesque hasn't a single original idea in its cheesy head, and manages to load on the clichés with a shovel. Somehow it just misses being so bad it's good, and only attains the…

Love and Other Drugs

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The Story: A shallow young man and a relationship-shy young woman find themselves in love despite their best efforts not to be. The Lowdown: Uneven, contrived and brimming over with its own importance, the supposedly satirical romantic comedy offered by Love and Other Drugs is mostly glossy soap.

127 Hours

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The Story: A fact-based story about Aron Ralston, who chose to cut off his arm rather than die when he was trapped by a boulder in the walls of a narrow canyon. The Lowdown: A harrowing, brutal, yet ultimately life-affirming film from Danny Boyle. It's virtually a two-man show -- director and star James Franco…

What’s Up, Doc?

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The Asheville Film Society will screen What's Up, Doc? Tuesday, Dec. 7, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville. Hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther. Hanke is the artistic director of the Asheville Film Society.

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler: 127 Hours on the Warrior’s Way

A week of some interest from my perspective heads our way. Yes, it’s big news that Danny Boyle’s 127 Hours opens (at The Carolina and the Fine Arts), but I’ve seen it (twice). Both it and another opener, Cool It, are reviewed in this week’s Xpress. All that leaves is The Warrior’s Way. It occurs to me that if I work this right—meaning I palm off The Warrior’s Way on a certain particular co-reviewer—I can get something like the weekend off. The prospect of this causes me no pain.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Who turned you onto movies?

I know I’ve batted around the question of when you fell in love with the movies, but in one of those moments of passing pensiveness I found myself pondering the related question of who—or alternatively what, I suppose—got you started watching movies in the first place. I think it’s probably safe to assume that most of us had some kind of moviegoing mentor—even if it’s just as probable that the mentor in question had no earthly idea that’s what he or she was. Myself, I’m having a little difficulty actually pinpointing such a person.

One Hour With You

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The Asheville Film Society will screen One Hour With You Tuesday, Nov. 30, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville. Hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther. Hanke is the artistic director of the Asheville Film Society.

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Nov. 24-Nov. 30: A faster burlesque tangled with other drugs

Since it’s Thanksgiving, everything opens on Wednesday this week. The idea is not merely to cash in on the fact that school will be out, but also it serves the public function of providing something that families can do together without the need for actual interaction. In this regard, Hollywood probably prevents thousands of murders a year. That’s admirable. I cannot, however, pretend any great personal excitement over the bill of fare this year.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Are the Marx Brothers old hat?

The Marx Brothers—for those who don’t know—were a team of Jewish comics who made their way from vaudeville to the Broadway stage and from there to the movies. For our purposes, they were Groucho, Harpo, Chico and—for five movies anyway—Zeppo. According to rumor and most historians and critics, they are supposed to be funny. They counted George Bernard Shaw, T.S. Elliot and Salvador Dali among their fans (Dali even sent Harpo a harp strung with barbed wire). Many books—ranging from the fannish to the exceedlingly academic—have been written about them, starting with Alan Eyles’ The Marx Brothers: Their World of Comedy in 1966, which coincided with their disovery by a generation of moviegoers who were mostly born after the boys made their best films. But where are the Marx Brothers on today’s radar?