The American

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The Story: An assassin hiding out in a small Italian town agrees to one last job. The Lowdown: Though hawked as a straight thriller, this is really an enigmatic art movie with a style and an introspective mood that some may find off-putting.
Starring: Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Joyce Jameson, Basil Rathbone, Rhubarb

The Comedy of Terrors

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The Thursday Horror Picture Show will screen The Comedy of Terrors Thursday, Sept. 9, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville. Hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Sept. 8-14: One documentar­y, a biopic and some zombies

This week is a little up in the air. Three movies—Restrepo, Mao’s Last Dancer and Resident Evil: Afterlife 3-D—are definitely opening. A fourth—a low-budget indie sex comedy called The Virginity Hit—is listed as opening in wide release, but it has yet to show up on any booking lists that have come my way from local theaters. So if anyone is hanging by a thread just dying to know if The Virginity Hit is really opening this week, check back.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Stars you just don’t like

Everyone has an actor or two whose name on a film increases the chances of attending said film—or possibly even demands it. That’s natural enough, though it’s often incomprehensible to the outsider. But more and more, it seems to me that I encounter the opposite outlook—folks who wouldn’t see a movie on a dare because some performer has so alienated them that the very idea of looking at them on the screen is a deal-breaker.

The Last Exorcism

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The Story: A bogus exorcist allows a documentary film crew to see him at work on his final case -- with horrific results. The Lowdown: A few chills, some creepiness and some laughs (mostly intended) make for a decent horror movie, despite the tiresome fake-documentary approach.
Starring: William Hurt, Blair Brown, Bob Balaban, Charles Haid

Altered States

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The Thursday Horror Picture Show will screen Altered States Thursday, Sept. 2, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville. Hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.
Starring: Rudolf Nureyev, Leslie Caron, Michelle Philips, Felicity Kendal, Seymour Cassel

Valentino

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The Asheville Film Society will screen Valentino Tuesday, Sept. 7, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville. Hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.
Starring: Oliver Reed, Ann-Margret, Roger Daltrey, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Jack Nicholson, Tina Turner

Tommy

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The Asheville Film Society presents a special AFS benefit screening of Tommy Wednesday, Sept. 1, at 7:30 p.m. at The Carolina Asheville. Hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther. Tickets are $9.75/$8.75 for AFS members.

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Sept. 1-7: Rodriguez brings out the big knives

Apart from the special screening of Tommy at The Carolina on Wed., Sept. 1, at 7:30 p.m., this week belongs to more or less mainstream offerings—three of them to be exact. One of the films is probably negligible, but The American (which opens Wednesday) and Machete hold more than a little interest—much more than you’d expect for traditionally dull (cinematically speaking, of course) Labor Day weekend.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Too much, too little or just right?

I realize the title of this sounds like it’s connected in some way with Miss Goldilocks and her adventures with that bear family, but it grows out of a question that arose the other day concerning how much a person should know about a movie before seeing it. Of course, this is not a one-size-fits all proposition. Some movies rise or fall on surprising the viewer, but those are specialized cases. But how much is enough for most movies?

Piranha 3D

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The Story: A fissure at the bottom of a lake opens, allowing in hordes of ill-tempered prehistoric piranha -- and on a weekend when the lake is full of college students doing college-student revelry-type things. The Lowdown: Yeah, it's gory and bloody when it gets down to it, but it's really not that clever or…

Nanny McPhee Returns

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The Story: The indomitable Nanny McPhee comes to set things right on an English farm during wartime. The Lowdown: An agreeable family fantasy that benefits from strong casting and a solid screenplay, but never rises to the level of being remarkable, just very likable.