The Bounty Hunter

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The Story: A bounty hunter lands the assignment of bringing in his ex-wife. Fighting and romance ensue. The Lowdown: The stars have no chemistry. The story is dopey. The romance is nonexistent. The comedy is unfunny. The sight gags are lame. Any more questions?

Chloe

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The Story: A wife, suspicious of her husband's fidelity, hires a young prostitute to test his faithfulness. The Lowdown: It's stylish, well-acted and contains some good performances, but devolves into a not-very-persuasive exploitation thriller. Entertaining, but not the film it starts out to be.

The Ghost Writer

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The Story: A ghost writer is hired to polish the memoirs of a former British prime minister after the mysterious death of the original writer. The Lowdown: A complete return to form for Roman Polanski -- a quietly intense psychological and political thriller that ranks up there with the filmmaker's great works. Not to be…

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler March 24-30: The dethroning of Alice

Last week saw the opening of three fairly negligible mainstream titles and Roman Polanski’s remarkable The Ghost Writer (all reviewed in this week’s Xpress). This week brings us two new mainsteam offerings in wide release—How to Train Your Dragon and Hot Tub Time Machine—along with Atom Egoyan’s Chloe (also reviewed in Wednesday’s Xpress), opening at the Carolina exclusively, and the highly acclaimed French film A Prophet, opening exclusively at the Fine Arts.

Still Bill

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To celebrate their ninth anniversary (and the vernal equinox), West End Bakery will host a free screening of Still Bill on Saturday, March 20, at 8 p.m. For more information, visit http://stillbillthemovie.com/2010/03/07/west-end-bakery-hosts-still-bill/.

Remember Me

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The Story: Romance between two damaged characters with parental issues. The Lowdown: A largely shapeless romantic drama that attempts to prove Robert Pattinson is a real actor -- and doesn't make much of a case.

Green Zone

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The Story: A warrant officer in Iraq in 2003 starts asking questions about the intelligence that keeps leading him to WMD sites where no weapons are found. The Lowdown: A mix of fact and fiction, fictionalized fact and factualized fiction that works enough of the time to make for reasonably compelling viewing without feeling essential.

The Girl on the Train

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The Story: A fact-based story of a young French woman who, for unknown reasons, invented a story that she was attacked on a train by thugs who mistook her for being Jewish. The Lowdown: A fascinating character study about how our circumstances control our actions. It offers no answers, merely suggestive observations.

Clue

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show Clue at 2 p.m. Sunday, March 21, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas), 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville.

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler March 17-23: Polanski to the rescue?

OK, so last week was pretty grim, but there was a lot of it: Green Zone, Our Family Wedding, Remember Me, She’s Out of My League. (All are reviewed in this week’s Xpress.) Well, yes, there was The Girl on the Train and The White Ribbon, but almost no one went to see those. In fact, most people stuck with Alice in Wonderland. There are fewer titles this week, but most of them don’t look like they’re likely to be any better than last week’s crop. The notable exception is Roman Polanski’s The Ghost Writer, which opens Friday at the Fine Arts Theatre.

Alice in Wonderland

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The Story: In this sequel to Alice in Wonderland, the young adult Alice is lured back to the land of her youthful adventures to help defeat the tyrannical Red Queen. The Lowdown: A visually striking, emotionally involving, highly Burtonized take on the Alice in Wonderland stories that sometimes soars without quite striking the gong, but…

The White Ribbon

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The Story: Strange and disturbing events permit themselves the luxury of occurring in a small village in rural Germany just before WWI. The Lowdown: An unsettling, chilly examination of the effects of a tyrannical patriarchal society. Powerful, but unrelentingly grim.

Going in Style

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show Going in Style at 2 p.m. Sunday, March 14, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas), 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville.
Starring: Victor Moore, Beulah Bondi, Thomas Mitchell, Fay Bainter, Porter Hall

Make Way for Tomorrow

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Classic Cinema From Around the World will present Make Way for Tomorrow at 8 p.m. Friday, March 12, at Courtyard Gallery, 9 Walnut St., in downtown Asheville. Info: 273-3332.