Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Aug. 19-25: The Basterds are upon us

This week it’s all about Quentin Tarantino, as his long-gestating, long-anticipated Inglourious Basterds arrives on the scene. Speculation runs high. Is this going to be a “great” film, another of the filmmaker’s trashy pop-culture masterpieces? Or is this going to be the mess that a lot of early reports have claimed? And even if it is a mess, will it be a glorious mess or just a plain old mess?

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: What became of star power?

This is an evening (Thursday) I wouldn’t normally be at home, but owing to the onslaught of this ague, here I am in the company of Humphrey Bogart in In a Lonely Place (1950) on TCM. It’s not a favorite of mine, but it’s not an inapt choice simply because if anyone ever had star power Bogie qualifies, and star power is what I’m thinking about today. The question in my mind is whether or not it actually still exists—at least in anything like the form it once did.

Afghan Star

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The Story: An overview of the Afghan version of American Idol with the focus on four finalists. The Lowdown: A well-intentioned, intelligent documentary with a clever hook at its center, but one that never quite soars thanks to rather uninspired filmmaking.

Julie & Julia

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The Story: The stories of Julia Child and Julie Powell told in a series of crosscut events. The Lowdown: A thoroughly charming and winning entertainment with great characters and acting. It may not be terribly deep, but it's funny and invariably pleasant.

The Killers

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Killers at 2 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 16, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park…

Scarface

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Scarface will be shown Saturday, Aug. 15, as the third in a series of four films being screened Saturday nights at dark in Pritchard Park. Presented by the Alvy Fund and the Friends of Pritchard Park, in association with the Hendersonville Film Society. Film historian Chip Kaufmann will introduce the films, which were all made…

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Aug. 12-18: Aliens, time travel and anime

Last week it was stuff blowing up, Meryl Streep trussing ducks, psychos in paradise and a quirky comedy romance. This week it’s all about aliens in a prison camp, time travel, an anime goldfish princess, car salesmen and high-school band high jinks. No, unfortunately, this isn’t all contained in the same movie—then they’d have something.

Funny People

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The Story: A rich and famous comic finds he has an almost certainly fatal disease and starts exploring his life. The Lowdown: An overlong, plodding movie that lurches from scene to scene with fewer and fewer laughs and debatable depth.

(500) Days of Summer

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The Story: A young man falls in love with a woman who doesn't share his romantic worldview, but she can't help but be drawn to him. The Lowdown: A breath of spring -- even in the late summer -- (500) Days of Summer is a clever, funny and very perceptive comedy/romance that's a must-see.

Murders in the Rue Morgue

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Murders in the Rue Morgue will be shown Saturday, Aug. 8, as the second in a series of four films being screened Saturday nights at dark in Pritchard Park. Presented by the Alvy Fund and the Friends of Pritchard Park, in association with the Hendersonville Film Society. Film historian Chip Kaufmann will introduce the films,…

Manon of the Spring

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show Manon of the Spring at 2 p.m. Sunday, Aug. 9, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance…

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler August 5 – 11: The last Next Big Thing (for now)

As far as I’m concerned the big news this week is the opening of (500) Days of Summer, but for the blockbuster-minded it’s probably G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, one of summer’s last big openers. I suppose if something bearing a passing resemblance to a movie could be made using Transformers, it was inevitable that more toys would find their way into theaters.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: The almost 10 Best list so far (subject to change)

Well, movie year 2009 is more than half over. Normally, at this time of year I find myself thinking that there’s no way in hell I’ll end up with a Ten Best list by year’s end. The January “white sale” of lousy movies—that often extends till March or April—that the studios dump on viewers who are burnt out after the frenzy of awards season rarely provide much in the way of “best of” material.

Orphan

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The Story: A couple unwisely brings a creepy Russian orphan into their home. Mayhem follows. The Lowdown: Tacky, tasteless and finally preposterous horror that moves so slowly the film seems to be running backwards.