Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: So many movies so little time

There are stacks of DVDs on my desk—several of them in fact. A few of them contain holdovers yet to be returned to the shelves from research needs, but the bulk of these stacks are movies I’ve purchased or been given that I intend to watch. The problem is finding—or making—the time to actually sit down and do that. I suspect that I am far from alone in this matter.

Public Enemies

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The Story: The story of "folk hero" bank robber John Dillinger and G-Man Melvin Purvis' pursuit of the notorious criminal. The Lowdown: The machine guns blaze, guys ride around on the running boards of cars, plus everything else you'd expect, but the film is just not as compelling as it ought to be in the…

Whatever Works

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The Story: An aging curmudgeon finds his comfortable misery turned upside down when he takes in a young Southern beauty queen who has run away from her repressive parents. The Lowdown: Prime Woody Allen -- even vintage Woody Allen -- with nonstop laughs and more than a little something on its mind.

Moon

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The Story: Strange things start happening during the last days of a three-year contractee's stint on a lunar mining base. The Lowdown: Thoughtful, sober, wholly compelling science fiction of the kind not generally seen in modern film, with a standout performance from Sam Rockwell.

Chéri

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The Story: A courtesan "of a certain age" and a young man more than 20 years her junior fall in love during the last days of the belle epoque. The Lowdown: A sumptuous, assured and emotionally astute variation on the romantic comedy, with tragic developments and a keen sense of loss and the passing of…

The Killers

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Killers at 2 p.m. Sunday, July 12, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park…

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: The Allure of the Obscure

As anyone who read last week’s column knows, I spent the past weekend at the Monster Bash in Pennsylvania where I had dinner with Jonathan Haze (Seymour in the original Little Shop of Horrors [1960]) and drinks with Ron (grandson of the Wolf Man) and Linda (granddaughter-in-law of the Wolf Man) Chaney and held the door open for Lou Ferrigno. I also spent far too much money on cinematic esoterica.

My Sister’s Keeper

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The Story: A girl who has been genetically designed to be the ideal donor for her ailing sister sues her parents for the right to make her own decisions about her body. The Lowdown: A provocative idea is swallowed whole in a sea of soapy melodrama and contrived writing.

The Private Life of Don Juan

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Private Life of Don Juan at 2 p.m. Sunday, July 5, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point…

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Bashing at the Monster Bash

Yes, it’s my annual outing to the Monster Bash, which, for anyone who doesn’t know, is an affair where folks like myself get together to debate such things as the merits of Bela Lugosi’s performance as the Monster in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man. We do this to prove to the Trekkies and Star Warvians that they don’t have a lock on geekdom. It’s also proving to me that I’m getting too old for this.

The Proposal

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The Story: In order to stay in the U.S., an unpleasant, powerful book editor blackmails her assistant into marrying her. The Lowdown: Flat, dragged-out predictable romantic comedy, saved to some extent by the two stars -- once the film gives them a fighting chance.

S.O.B.

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show S.O.B at 2 p.m. Sunday, June 28 in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park in…

Tout Va Bien

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Tout Va Bien is part of a series of Classic Cinema From Around the World being presented at 8 p.m. Friday, June 26 at Courtyard Gallery, 9 Walnut St. in downtown Asheville (enter at Walnut next to Scully's or at 13 Carolina Lane. For more information call 273-3332).