Starring: Basil Rathbone, Boris Karloff, Barbara O'Neil, Ian Hunter, Vincent Price, Nan Grey

Tower of London

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In Brief: Somewhere in between history and Shakespeare with a dollop of house-brand horror (this did come from Universal Pictures, after all) is Rowland V. Lee's Tower of London. Despite the presence of Boris Karloff and the score from Son of Frankenstein (also directed by Lee), this a reasonably non-horrific offering — but certainly not…

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler March 6-12: Chasing Dead Emperor Oz

Last week was pretty slack—at least as far as the box office was concerned (I’m of the opinion that Jack the Giant Slayer was a lot better than its reception would seem to indicate). This week is rather stronger looking—both in terms of box office and in general. We’ve got one highly-anticipated mainstream release and three art—or at least not quite mainstream titles.

Starring: Basil Rathbone, Estelle Winwood, Gary Lockwood, Anne Helm, Liam Sullivan

The Magic Sword

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In Brief: A young man -- armed with his magic sword, stallion and supernatural knight buddies — goes on a quest to rescue a distressed damsel from an evil wizard. It's colorful, silly and in the basic bargain-basement style of lovable schlockmeister Bert I. Gordon.
Starring: Richard Jordan, Anthony Perkins, Cyril Cusack, Claude Dauphin, John Gielgud

Les Miserables

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In Brief: Lew Grade's 1978 TV version of Les Miserables with Richard Jordan as Jean Valjean and Anthony Perkins as Javert is a reasonably solid version of the book that hits the main plot elements and adds more backstory. Apart from Tony Perkins as a twitchy Javert, it's pretty much a kind of "Classics Illustrated"…
Starring: Édgar Ramírez, Alexander Scheer, Fadi Abi Samra, Ahmad Kaabour

Carlos

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In Brief: Olivier Assayas' critically-acclaimed TV mini-series (that also saw a theatrical release), Carlos, is being shown over three weeks in three installments (totaling 330 minutes) by World Cinema. Covering 20 years and taking place all around the world, the story of Venezuelan terrorist Ilich Ramírez Sánchez (aka Carlos) is an exhaustive (and occasionally exhausting)…
Starring: Keri Russell, Josh Hamilton, Dakota Goyo, Kadan Rockett, J.K. Simmons

Dark Skies

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The Story: Strange events keep happening to a suburban family in this tepid alien abduction movie. The Lowdown: A dull, lifeless sci-fi folderol of the conspiracy-theory kind crossed with a Paranormal Activity vibe.
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Barry Pepper, Jon Bernthal, Susan Sarandon, Michael K. Williams

Snitch

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The Story: When his son receives an aburdly long sentence for a drug violation, a father goes undercover to help reduce his kid's sentence. The Lowdown: It's way longer than it needs to be. It does nothing new. It has no sense of humor. It's just plain not good.
Starring: Clark Gable, Jean Harlow, Mary Astor, Gene Raymond, Tully Marshall, Donald Crisp

Red Dust

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In Brief: Victor Fleming's Red Dust is the kind of classic movie that makes nonbelievers like classic movies. It's a deliriously trashy romantic melodrama set in steamy Indochina with large servings of raw pre-code comedy and undiluted sex — thanks in no small part to Clark Gable and Jean Harlow at the height of their…

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler February 27-March 5: Jack the Phantom Exorcism

It would take almost superhuman determination for this week’s crop of movies—four mainstream and one art title—to come anywhere near the toxic crumminess of last week’s dismal duo, and hopefully that determination doesn’t exist. However, it must be admitted that some of this stuff looks very sketchy. Very sketchy indeed.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: The Oscars for better, for worse

So there we have it for another year — the Oscars. The question is if there’s anything new to be said about them, and while the answer is probably “not really,” some comment is called for about the curiously all-over-the-map nature of this year’s selections and the general weirdness and — let’s face it — galloping ennui of Oscar and this year’s program.

Starring: Dolores Del Rio, Gene Raymond, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Raul Roulien, Etta Moten

Flying Down to Rio

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In Brief: The movie that introduced Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers as a team, Flying Down to Rio is far from being an Astaire-Rogers picture (they play the comic second leads), but it's a terrific musical of the period all the same. Fred and Ginger may be sidelined by an uninteresting romance plot, but there…
Starring: Ricardo Cortez, Karen Morley, Anita Louise, Pauline Frederick, H.B. Warner

The Phantom of Crestwood

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In Brief: Atmospheric old dark house murder mystery with overtones of the horror movie — much like its title suggests — and an engagingly unusual flashback structure. It's all about what happens when a retiring lady of easy (nonexistent really) virtue assembles a group of her ex-paramours to shake them down for a big haul…
Starring: Bruce Willis, Jai Courtney, Sebastian Koch, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Yuliya Snigir, Cole Hauser

A Good Day to Die Hard

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The Story: When his son is arrested in Russia, John McClane goes to see what's afoot and ends up involved in massive mayhem. The Lowdown: It has Bruce Willis in his best remembered role. It has an R rating. It has car chases and shooting and explosions. It's also pretty awful.
Starring: Alden Ehrenreich, Alice Englert, Jeremy Irons, Viola Davis, Emma Thompson, Emmy Rossum, Eileen Atkins

Beautiful Creatures

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The Story: A nonconformist human boy in a small Southern town falls for an outsider/newcomer who happens to be a witch. The course of this love does not run smoothly. The Lowdown: Surprisingly likable, adult and even witty teen romance of the fantasy variety. The old pros help, but the script and the young leads…
Starring: Leon Niemczyk, Jolanta Umecka, Zygmunt Malanowicz

Knife in the Water

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In Brief: Roman Polanski's first feature has become an art house staple and retains its importance in the filmmaker's oeuvre. It's a good, solid character study of three characters -- an upwardly mobile (in Polish terms) couple and the brash young man they ill-advisedly take with them on their boat. It's masterfully done and contains…
Starring: Jean Dujardin, Bérénice Bejo, John Goodman, James Cromwell, Penelope Ann Miller

The Artist

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In Brief: Last year's Oscar winner for best picture is showing on Oscar afternoon at the Hendersonville Film Society — which, if nothing else, allows viewers to see if this year's awards do a better or worse job of it. The film itself was — and is — a novelty for being in black and…
Starring: Jason Bateman, Melissa McCarthy, Amanda Peet, T.I., Genesis Roriguez, John Cho

Identity Thief

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The Story: When a woman steals a man's identity and runs up astronomical debts, her victim tracks her down in search of reparation. The Lowdown: Overlong, distasteful, strikingly unfunny and badly written. It's not directed all that well either.
Starring: Lon Chaney, Jr., John Carradine, Ramsay Ames / Lon Chaney, Peter Coe, Virginia Christine

The Mummy’s Ghost / The Mummy’s Curse

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In Brief: What better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than a double dose of that hand-wrapped Romeo known as Kharis? After all, this boy has been carrying the torch for his beloved Princess Ananka for well over 3,000 years. That's devotion — or terminal pig-headedness. And it's all on display in the final two movies…
Starring: Richard Gere, Brooke Adams, Sam Shepard, Linda Manz, Robert J. Wilke

Days of Heaven

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In Brief: Terrence Malick's second film, Days of Heaven, is almost impossible to critique in normal terms. As drama, it's not entirely satisfactory in the usual sense. Its story is at once simple and rambling. It feels a lot more like a late period silent movie than something from 1978, but even that doesn't describe…
Starring: Carolyn Farina, Edward Clements, Taylor Nichols, Christopher Eigeman

Metropolitan

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In Brief: Dry humor is the order of the day in Whit Stillman's first film, Metropolitan — well, dry humor and a vein of deep sadness. It's basically nothing more than dropping in on a group of downwardly mobile upper-class young adults (with one readily accepted interloper) as they go through the motions of carrying…