Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler October 31-November 6: Easy Money Paperboy with Iron Fists

We have two art titles and three mainstream ones this week — and it’s an interesting array. Neither of the art titles are exactly what you think of as art titles, and one of the mainstream titles seems a very odd choice for the mainstream. I can’t say there’s anything as magnificently heady as Cloud Atlas this round, but the week is not without its points.

Starring: Josh Radnor, Elizabeth Olsen, Richard Jenkins, Allison Janney, Zac Efron

Liberal Arts

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The Story: A bookish 30-something college admissions officer — freshly dumped by his girlfriend — returns to his old college and finds a possible new love and more. The Lowdown: A thoroughly enjoyable film about the allure and pitfalls of the academic world and experience — especially when viewed through the filter of nostalgia.
Starring: Kay Kyser, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Dennis O'Keefe, Helen Parrish, Ginny Sims

You’ll Find Out

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In Brief: Big band leader Kay Kyser and his musicians find themselves playing for a birthday party at an isolated old dark house — where the guests include none other than Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff and Peter Lorre. It's an engaging mix of music, murder and fairly broad comedy, enlivened no end by the three…
Starring: Melanie Lynskey, Blythe Danner, Christopher Abbott, John Rubinstein, Julie White

Hello I Must Be Going

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The Story: A newly divorced 30-something returns to live with her parents and falls into a complicated relationship with a younger man. The Lowdown: Funny, perceptive little movie that gives the usually overlooked Melanie Lynskey a much deserved break. The rest of the cast scores, too.
Starring: Udo Kier, Joe Dallesandro, Arno Juerging, Maxime McKendry, Milena Vukotic

Blood for Dracula

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In Brief: It's the X-rated classic where Dracula becomes spectacularly unwell whenever he drinks the blood of anyone who's not a virgin (prompting the magnificent outburst, "The blood of these whores is killing me!") — and if that appeals to you (and it should), this movie is right up your alley. It's all about Dracula…
Starring: Elvira Quintana, Ramón Gay, Roberto G. Rivera, Quintín Bulnes, Luis Aragón

Curse of the Doll People

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In Brief: When a voodoo idol is stolen from its Haitian home, a voodoo priest sends animated dolls to revenge himself on those responsible. Amusing and yet creepy South of the Border horror from the richest period for such movies. Murderous dolls, a voodoo priest, gangsters and a zombie delivery boy all in one package.
Starring: Joan Crawford, Ossie Davis, Richard Kiley, Roddy McDowall, Barry Sullivan

Night Gallery

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In Brief: Anthology film comprised of three stories — one of which was directed by a young Steven Spielberg — that was the pilot for the subsequent TV series. The quality varies from story to story and the production values are pure TV level. Not bad at all, but neither is it anything all that…
Starring: Katie Featherston, Kathryn Newton, Matt Shively, Brady Allen, Aiden Lovekamp

Paranormal Activity 4

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The Story: More low-rent spooky doings in suburbia. The Lowdown: People who find these bottom-of-the-barrel movies (videos, actually) somehow scary will presumably do so once again. The rest of us are more likely to yawn or go see something else.
Starring: Lee Tracy, Mary Brian, Ruth Donnelly, Allen Jenkins, Dick Powell, Ned Sparks

Blessed Event

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In Brief: Blisteringly funny, cheerfully amoral pre-code comedy built on the machine-gun-fire fast-talking Lee Tracy as an unscrupulous gossip columnist (loosely based on Walter Winchell) who knows — and tells — where all the bodies are buried. Fast-moving with crackling dialogue and morals that would be impossible a scant two years later.
Starring: Colin Farrell, Christopher Walken, Sam Rockwell, Woody Harrelson, Tom Waits, Abbie Cornish

Seven Psychopaths

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The Story: A pair dognappers — and by extension a troubled screenwriter — end up being targeted by a psychotic gangster when they steal his dog. The Lowdown: Brilliant, bloody, funny, touching and about so much more than any plot description even hints. Yes, it is extremely violent, but it's also possibly the best film…
Starring: Samantha Mathis, Jason Beghe, Esai Morales, Patrick Fabian, Kim Rhodes

Atlas Shrugged: Part II

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The Story: The second of a purportedly three-part adaptation of Ayn Rand's massive libertarian sci-fi soap opera. The Lowdown: Plodding, seemingly interminable, cheaply made and not likely to persuade anyone except the niche audience for whom it was made.
Starring: Michael Caine, Ben Kingsley, Jeffrey Hones, Lysette Anthony, Paul Freeman

Without a Clue

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In Brief: What you get with Without a Clue is a pretty good Sherlock Holmes yarn wrapped in a not so good premise — namely that Dr. Watson is the brains behind and inventor of Holmes, who in reality is a dunderheaded actor. That's mildly amusing and clever enough as far as it goes, but…
Starring: Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Christian Slater, Kirsten Dunst, Antonio Banderas, Stephen Rea

Interview with the Vampire

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In Brief: Neil Jordan's Interview with the Vampire may not be perfect, but it's still the closest anyone has come to creating a truly epic vampire movie — and in purely A-picture terms. It's big, it spans centuries and contents. It's a rich and richly detailed film that, if anything, is actually more impressive today…
Starring: Ethan Hawke, Juliet Rylance, Fred Dalton Thompson, James Ransone, Michael Hall D'Addario

Sinister

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The Story: A down-on-his-luck true-crime novelist moves his family into a home where a multiple murder occurred in order to research a book on the crime. Spooky things happen. The Lowdown: Yes, there are some shuddery moments and, yes, you've seen worse horror pictures. But you've also seen better ones than this peculiarly overrated scarefest.
Starring: William Powell, Mary Astor, Eugene Pallette, Ralph Morgan, Robert McWade, Robert Barrat

The Kennel Murder Case

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The Story: Private — actually dilettante — detective Philo Vance sets out to prove that a suicide was actually a murder and to trap the killer. The Lowdown: The ultimate in classic detective movies from the age of the puzzle plot mystery, The Kennel Murder Case is also wildly inventive entertainment with the great William…
Starring: Jeanne Moreau, Oskar Werner, Henri Serre, Marie Dubois

Jules et Jim

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In Brief: François Truffaut's New Age classic Jules et Jim is one of those films that just never ages. It's as fresh and alive today as it was when it first appeared in 1962. At bottom, it's a love triangle, but in the hands of this filmmaker and this cast it becomes much more than…

QFest 2012

QFest has always struck me as one of the more agreeable film festivals. It’s not huge and doesn’t try to be. It’s a little on the laid-back side and it has an agreeably unassuming attitude. What it has is a disarmingly diverse selection of films—some serious, some playful, all interesting. A lot of these are films you’re not likely to see elsewhere, so don’t miss this opportunity.

Starring: Marlene Dietrich, Victor McLaglen, Gustav von Seyffertitz, Warner Oland

Dishonored

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In Brief: Marlene Dietrich (at her most glamorous) plays a war-widow-turned-prostitute who becomes a spy for the fatherland in this World War I romantic thriller from Josef von Sternberg that mixes campy melodrama with a pacifist message (that the film itself mocks). It's mostly an excuse for Dietrich — accompanied by her ridiculously omnipresent black…