Ode to the chiefs

“Love many, trust a few, and always paddle your own canoe,” read the bumper sticker attached to a ’60s-vintage station wagon headed west toward the Nantahala. The carload of gnarly boaters inside seemed to epitomize the outdoor adventurers who frolic in our region. According to U.S. Forest Service figures, nearly 20 million visitors come to […]

Steve Longenecke­r

In the mid-1960s, Steve Longenecker became the first person to find a way up the steep sides of Looking Glass Rock (the “Nose” ascent), Linville Gorge and Devil’s Courthouse. Xpress asked him whether he’d experienced anything eerie when ascending that stark jut of rock known in Cherokee myth as the Judgment Seat of Judaculla. “Nothing […]

Dr. Angry Clown

Don’t let Patch Adams hear you say that laughter is the best medicine. “That’s crap!” he snarls. If you’re planning to attend the Rolling Thunder Down-Home Democracy Tour and your impression of the 57-year-old Adams is based on the 1998 Hollywood movie in which actor Robin Williams caricatured him as a lovey-dovey doc in a […]

Asheville City Council

“Democracy tends to be long-winded.” — Citizens Planning Advisory Committee member Mike Lewis Democracy ain’t pretty; just ask anyone who attended the Asheville City Council’s April 22 formal session. In fact, that sentiment was actually expressed by both citizens and Council members during the six-hour meeting. Even veteran Council gadflies (who normally relish the opportunity […]

The big ride

Jim Valentine drives a bus for the Asheville Transit Authority. He’s made the No. 18 loop around downtown Asheville about 40,000 times: eight times a day, five days a week for 30 years. He says he pretty well has it down now. Two blocks from my home on Highland Street, I board the No. 18 […]

Transporta­tion tops agenda

The N.C. Department of Transportation has extensive plans for upgrading Buncombe County roads, Director of Engineering Jay Swain reported at the Buncombe County Board of Commissioners’ April 22 meeting. Swain presented the DOT’s secondary-road paving program for fiscal year 2003-04. In addition to about $1.17 million in local paving projects (two rural and five residential), […]

Dribble-down effect

Soccer moms: They’re a highly prized demographic on Madison Avenue, and a cliche for comedians. But when they show up in Asheville by the busload (or, more appropriately, the minivan-load), local businesses might just be laughing all the way to the bank. May 2-4, the Asheville/Buncombe Youth Soccer Association and the Highland Football Club will […]

Sunset Stampede strategies

My introduction to Sunset Mountain was warm and friendly. A few of my running partners and I were preparing for the Grandfather Mountain Marathon in 1992. We began a 20-mile training run with a gentle climb up Macon Avenue and then ascended the Old Toll Road to Town Mountain; the point-to-point rendezvous ended with a […]

Letters to the editor

Editorial dead-on Thank you for your editorial on free speech in the May 14 edition, and especially for the comments on the Wachovia banners installed downtown. I, too, was disturbed to see advertisement like this in a public space. Ads on buses are not free. I wondered what was going on, but didn’t have a […]

Xpress editorial

The city Planning and Development Department has recently allowed Wachovia Bank to place 50 advertising signs on lampposts downtown. The bank says the 5-foot-tall banners are meant to thank the people of Asheville for 100 years of support. Yet when Xpress asked a bank spokesperson why the banners don’t say “thank you” if that is […]

Lord of the gadflies

“I’ve been a pain in the ass for a long time,” declares poet Sam Hamill, “and it’s not going to change.” First Lady Laura Bush no doubt wishes she’d known more about that aspect of Hamill’s personality back in January — before she included him on the guest list for her polite little tete-a-tete, Poetry […]

Shining ardor

The Middle Ages were rife with disease and death, war and poverty. But the Mountain Renaissance Adventure Faire, notes its co-director, Jan Love, offers escape to the storybook side of that troubled epoch. The local event, now in its third year, allows people to indulge in ideals that have remained attractive for almost five centuries: […]

Doing it for themselves

Most of us have seen it: A man berating a woman in a parking lot. An angry boyfriend slapping or shoving a woman in front of a crowd of people. The majority of the time, nobody intervenes. Local singer Laura Blackley once tried. During a set break at a Johnson City, Tenn., club, her band […]

Roger, Wilco and sold out

Have that landmark album be refused as patently noncommercial by your major record label, allowing a smaller company to instead release it, and again, they will come. Outrun the music style you helped create such that a key band member quits on you, and still, they will come. Finally, book a show at The Orange […]

Better Late than ever

There are ghosts in her singing. When Linda Thompson’s wine-dark alto dips and feathers and swoons and swells, souls long snared by time’s winnowing tide seem to have found voice once more, seeping like new blood through her own. Lately, one of those ghosts is Thompson herself. Until last year, her own voice was, effectively, […]

Nagging voices

Among the definitions of “intimate” in The Oxford American Dictionary is “having a sexual relationship with a person, especially outside marriage.” The word, then, is a collection of syllables fraught with tension and innuendo — as is the Asheville Art Museum’s current exhibit, Self and Soul: The Architecture of Intimacy. Ann Batchelder curated the show […]

Propheteer­ing

A well-oiled old-timer at Smokey Tavern, presented with the name Bob Dylan recently, responded, “So?” So. On the very same night at Vincent’s Ear (and up against the same set of circumstances), a longhaired bartender with eccentric facial hair declared, “That moldy old bastard needs to stay the hell out of this town!” Moldy. Old. […]

Return of the Fisher king

WARNING: The following story contains dirty words. In fact, there are a s••tload of them. There are references to things illegal. Mentions of doing the nasty. Mockeries made of institutions considered bedrocks of society. Get over it. Or else don’t read any further. The following story is about rock ‘n’ roll. Loafs and Fishers Around […]

Your competin’ heart

Camp Ton-A-Wandah’s rustic, cozy Little Rec Hall helps distinguish the Flat Rock Music Festival from its flourishing competition this time of year. The cabin’s coffeehouse setting and sweet acoustics are perfect for musicians who aspire to play in the heartfelt, gritty style of late country legend Hank Williams Sr. Finalists will put their best tune […]

99.9 degrees of separation

“I think too many people write down their own experiences and just think they’re going to be fascinating for everybody.” Suzanne Vega What section in the record store would Suzanne Vega shelve herself in? “Under the regular section,” she says pleasantly from her home in New York City. “I think sort of just in that […]

From Russia with love

You can’t say “pickin’ and grinnin’” in Russian. “It’s just not possible,” Alexander “Sasha” Ostrovsky noted by phone recently. At 22, the handsome musician has already witnessed his share of the impossible. Bering Strait, his Music City-based band, have been playing Nashville-style country and spirited bluegrass professionally since before some members were even in their […]