TV-B-GONE

It’s not every day that your 4-year-old son comes home and declares, “I’m going to cut you into little pieces.” But when that day came for me, I did what any self-respecting American father would do in my position: I ordered new license plates. But not just any plates, of course, for I was a […]

Global warming

An 8-year-old kid gapes from the stands as the great George “Meadowlark” Lemon stomps over courtside to hurl a bucket of water on the ref — that intolerable striped-shirted thorn in Meadowlark’s side! The ref promptly ducks. And then that wide-eyed boy — and all the other expectant spectators in those San Antonio, Texas, bleachers […]

Family matters

When Irishman Michael Leahy landed on Canadian shores in 1825, he brought with him a well-worn fiddle and a long memory for jigs. But surprised he might be if he knew that five generations later, his DNA would spawn the band Leahy — the Canadian Celtic group made up entirely of Leahy brothers and sisters. […]

Notes of the past

One of the Asheville music scene’s best-kept secrets happens not in a funky unmarked alley behind an art gallery, but on top of a prominent hill just south of downtown. Go past the National Historic Register plaque outside, walk through the cheery red wood doors, pass rows of gleaming wood pews, approach an altar carved […]

Free-wheeling

British artist Andy Goldsworthy, who sometimes works in clay, has observed that a finished piece of pottery embodies a combination of the four elements. When the clay (essentially, earth) is initially shaped by the artist, it’s malleable because of the presence of water. After the desired form is achieved, the air dries the clay and […]

Style galore

Innovation and originality often go unrecognized and unrewarded in their time. From Van Gogh to the Velvet Underground, those bold enough to break new ground have frequently incurred the indifference (if not outright wrath) of their peers — only to achieve significant fame years later. Granted, the creation of “Starry Night” or “Venus in Furs” […]

Running Wilde

In its latest offering, Plaeides Productions stays true to its mission of teasing the limits. Moises Kaufman’s Gross Indecency: The Three Trials of Oscar Wilde is a fact-based account of the trials and subsequent downfall of the brilliant, egotistical late-19th-century wit. The play draws from the transcripts of the trials, as well as from Wilde’s […]

Smooth moves

I had to seek therapy recently for an acute case of cabin fever. It comes annually about this time, but this most recent blast of winter really set me back. The crocuses came up, the crocuses came down. The thermometer went up, the thermometer went down. This is torture: Like the reptile, I can be […]

What the peepers said

Sooner or later, everyone who experiences the natural beauty surrounding Asheville must agree with what the late Sen. Sam Ervin Jr. of North Carolina said in his book, Humor of a Country Lawyer: “In my heart and unlicensed judgment, the Good Lord will place the Garden of Eden in North Carolina when he returns to […]

Dancing the divine

Luckily, the weather’s perfect today, and I can write this outside — which seems the only fair way to describe holidays heralding the return of warmth and light. Most Western holidays commemorate a person or event in history: Thanksgiving, for instance, remembers the shared feast of the Pilgrims and Indians. Christmas recognizes the birthday of […]

Asheville City Council

“Democracy may not be pretty, but it’s the best thing going,” commented Mayor Leni Sitnick during Asheville City Council’s March 13 formal session. That seemed appropriate for the four-and-a-half-hour meeting, which covered such diverse topics as passenger rail service, indemnification agreements between the Regional Water Authority and the city, a couple of board appointments, talk […]

A family tradition

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d want to be sitting on a shelf at Penland and Sons Department Store in Marshall, N.C., where shoes receive the gift of eternal life. So do girdles, cotton stockings, knee-length panties and knickers. Some of the merchandise at Penland and Sons has been sitting on the shelves […]

Letters to the editor

New Oak Ridge facility raises disturbing issues I wonder how many readers are aware of what the [U.S.] Department of Energy has planned for the Y-12 nuclear bomb plant at Oak Ridge, Tenn.? This is the only facility in the country that continues to build nuclear bombs. The DOE is proposing to significantly expand the […]

Finicky facts, finicky fibs

Cats have gotten a bad rap, and I intend to set the record straight. How often are we treated to such observations as, “Wingnut is such a finicky eater!” or its variant, “Mr. Muffin is so fussy!”? It just ain’t so. The notion that house cats are fickle has been propagated by pet-food manufacturers anxious […]

Speak up today if you want to eat tomorrow

Is anybody paying attention out there? They say ignorance is bliss, but from where I stand, far too many people are choosing blissful ignorance over meaningful action. Take our food, for example, which has been steadily declining in quality in recent decades. (If you doubt this, consider the increase in obesity in this country — […]

Notepad

In the spirit of the Celts Celtic people had prayers and blessings for just about everything they did: milking the cow, stoking the fire, putting yarn on the loom. They saw the power and creative force of God not only in each other but in plants, animals, the sun, the moon and the twinkling stars […]

Letters to the editor

Thanks to an early-morning bagel heroine Deb Hanek (I’m not sure of the spelling), a professor of nursing at UNCA, did a very nice thing this morning at Brueggar’s Bagels in Biltmore, as did the woman behind the counter (sorry, I don’t know her name). I was making my run for a bagel and juice […]

While Rome burns

Dear Friends: Well, what with all the excitement, I am only just now getting around to writing my annual holiday letter. Walter and I received an incredible number of intimate family letters this year, neatly folded and tucked in Christmas cards — often from people we hardly even knew. The truth is, I was feeling […]

Serenade from a slaphappy heart

Once you’ve seen him in the 1998 Farrelly Brothers hit There’s Something About Mary — as the daft crooner who appears randomly in scenes, singing in treetops, at hot-dog stands and with a can-can troop — it takes effort to separate Jonathan Richman’s songs from the boobish schtick. There is, though, a certain undercurrent of […]

Up with people

This is the New South in song, an increasingly diverse society reflected in the music and makeup of Atlanta band Mandorico. The eight-piece group tours nonstop (close to 250 dates a year), hell-bent on sharing the musical melange heard on its first full-length CD, the self-explanatory collection of horn-laced funk and Latin sounds called afrocubanhiphopcaribbeanrock […]

Love for sale

There’s love for sale at Semi-Public Gallery — love in all its edgy and sweet permutations. And it’s for a worthy case: Gallery commissions on works sold during The Love Show will benefit two printing concerns connected with Semi-Public and its owners, Gary Byrd and Tony Bradley: Sotto Editions (which Bradley now runs out of […]