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13 thoughts on “Asheville zombies”

  1. Lulz

    LOL there are real live zombies in the area. They believe in the left without question, are absolute in those beliefs, and make sure to advertise it with bumper stickers on their cars. And they’ll eat the money right out of your pocket too.

  2. Snowflake (Social Justice Worrier)

    You forgot Clinton voters. Supposed liberals voting for a war hawk rivaling Bush, who wants a no fly zone over Syria that even US generals say can’t happen without going to war with Russia. Who consider themselves morally superior while voting for the most corrupt presidential candidate in modern history. Now that’s a zombie!

      • Snowflake (Social Justice Worrier)

        Perfect match then. Appalling, yet hilarious.

        • Lulz

          LOL, just like blaming Comey for coming out Friday with a new criminal investigation and the democorrupts blaming him. Not HRC who is the one that it centers around. If you support HRC, you are abetting a criminal and ignoring just how bad of a person she really is. But then again, if you are a democorrupt, you have zilch good character to begin with.

          • luther blissett

            “for coming out Friday with a new criminal investigation”

            well, that’s a lie for starters.

            What is it about Trump that you love the most? The repeated sexual molestation or the tax evasion or the ability to bankrupt a casino or the routine stiffing of contractors or the praise of Putin or the scam university or the way he sells crappy Chinese ties or his love of torture or his desire for everyone to have nukes or his utter lack of knowledge about policy or government or anything beyond the reach of his tiny fingers? I’m busy, so feel free to add your own faves.

            Nah, it’s just the racism, isn’t it? The last hope of the cranky old white men who want someone in charge to stick it to Those People because they’re too craven and spoilt to accept change. True zombies.

        • Snowflake (Social Justice Worrier)

          I mean seriously, how can it get funnier than this? Hillary in bed with everybody in the press and government, and then gets screwed by Huma’s Weiner and complains about Comey! You can’t make this stuff up! The zombie movie director doesn’t need to crowd fund for a script writer because the script is already written.

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