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I find this cartoon to be offensive and inaccurate. They were not dildos, but vibrators.
LOL
I have notified the proper authorities about this, and you will be hearing from them.
Chud I guess it was just to good to let go of wasn’t it. The power, the fame, the drama. There might even be some spare change come your way from this.
But Chud Noblett is no good. How about Chaz Redbitt?
The names Noblett, friend. Chud Noblett I enjoy push-ups, muscle cars and toughman contests. I do not enjoy the Democrat party, socialistic terrorists, and this cartoon.
I find the cartoon inaccurate in that I doubt Mr. Yelton has ever told Chad that anything was a bad idea.
Well Frosty Chud, barring a court order I guess you are stuck with the name you sign up as, in most online venues anyway.
But how about this:
Live from Buncombe County *** Chud Noblett Presents Chad’s Nibletts.***
holy god, molten was actually FUNNY! i mean, i actually just loled!