Starring: Jonah Hill, Max Records, Sam Rockwell, Ari Graynor, J.B. Smoove

The Sitter

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The Story: A lazy babysitter and the kids he’s watching get entangled in a series of misadventures when a crazed drug dealer decides he wants them dead. The Lowdown: An agreeable cast and a plot that’s more amusing than outright funny makes for a harmless homage to '80s teen flicks.
Starring: Werner Herzog, Michael Perry, Jason Burkett, Jeremy Richardson, Kristen Willis

Into the Abyss

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The Story: Eccentric director Werner Herzog documents a prisoner on death row, and the terrible crime he and a friend once committed. The Lowdown: An emotionally draining look at not only the death penalty, but at the people -- criminals, victims, police officers -- who get entangled in death and violence.
Starring: Henry Cavill, Mickey Rourke, Stephen Dorff, Frieda Pinto, John Hurt

Immortals

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The Story: A peasant living in a fantastic version of ancient Greece must stop an evil king from destroying the world and the gods who rule over it. The Lowdown: A hyper-stylized take on Greek mythology that’s simply too overbearing, and -- too often -- simply unfun.
Starring: Adam Sandler, Al Pacino, Katie Holmes, Eugenio Derbez, Nick Swardson

Jack and Jill

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The Story: A man must deal with his obnoxious twin sister over the holidays. The Lowdown: If you find Adam Sandler in drag accompanied by a bevy of fart jokes and celebrity cameos to be comedy gold, then here’s a movie for you.
Starring: Michael Moriarty, Andrea Marcovicci, Scott Bloom, Garrett Morris, Paul Sorvino

The Stuff

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The Thursday Horror Picture Show will screen The Stuff on Thursday, Nov. 10 at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of The Carolina Asheville and be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.
Starring: Ben Stiller, Eddie Murphy, Casey Affleck, Matthew Broderick, Alan Alda

Tower Heist

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The Story: After being swindled out of their pensions by a shifty broker, a group of regular Joes decide to rob him of his nest-egg. The Lowdown: Perfectly entertaining while having little regard for believable, or consistent, plotting — what we end up with is the definition of middling.
Starring: Justin Timberlake, Amanda Seyfried, Cillian Murphy, Vincent Kartheiser, Olivia Wilde

In Time

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The Story: In a future, when aging has been conquered and life expectancy is replaced with allotments of time that separate the rich from the poor, a young man from the ghetto tries to correct the system. The Lowdown: An attempt at heady science-fiction that almost works, but clunky storytelling and a too-obvious message hurts…

Footloose

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The Story: A teen moves from Boston to rural Georgia and finds that the town has outlawed dancing. The Lowdown: A faithful remake of Footloose that’s a natural extension of director Craig Brewer’s previous films, but lacks anything that makes it truly special.

Real Steel

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The Story: A down-on-his-luck dad and his estranged son try to turn a junked sparring robot into a robot-boxing champion. The Lowdown: Sure, the premise is nothing new, but the film still works because of a likable cast, perfect pacing and a willingness to be a cheesy, uplifting sports flick.

Abduction

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The Story: A hunky teen finds out he’s the son of two CIA agents, and must escape some evil secret agents out to kill him and his would-be girlfriend. The Lowdown: A showcase for the supposed talents of Taylor Lautner that’s too dumb and bloodless for any action fan and too violent for his fanbase.

Moneyball

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The Story: An underdog tale of a Major League Baseball team trying to subvert the system through statistics, and the repercussions of their attempt. The Lowdown: An interesting idea for a biopic by way of character study, although never as engaging or dramatically alive as it should be.

Drive

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The Story: A stuntman who moonlights as a criminal wheelman gets involved in a heist -- which ultimately goes wrong -- in order to keep his neighbor and her son safe. The Lowdown: An endlessly stylish action flick that’s more arthouse fare than Hollywood entertainment, yet remains an infinitely fascinating -- and singular -- piece…