Fame

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The Story: Four years spent following students at New York's School for the Performing Arts. The Lowdown: A few bright moments and a director with a nice touch when handling musical numbers can't overcome an undeveloped story with bland characters.

Pandorum

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The Story: Awakened from deep sleep on a spaceship, a couple travelers try to discover what happened, remember their mission and complete it. The Lowdown: Incredibly derivative sci-fi horror that's never very horrifying, but occasionally unintentionally funny.

Humpday

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The Story: Two old college buddies decide to make a gay porn film, despite not being gay. The Lowdown: A bold and potentially illuminating idea that fails due to sketchy characterizations and a seeming lack of conviction.

Basquiat

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show Basquiat at 2 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 4, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park in…

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Sept. 30-Oct. 6: Michael Moore comes to town, controvers­y follows

Considering the fact that the first time I saw the trailer for Michael Moore’s Capitalism: A Love Story some admirer yelled, “You suck!” from the back of the theater, and since the Fine Arts Theatre lost one poster for the film to some wit who scrawled an expletive across it, I’d say that we’re in for the usual controversy that lies in the wake of every Moore film.

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Rob Zombie and the fan as filmmaker

When Rob Zombie first appeared on the filmmaking scene with House of 1000 Corpses in 2003, I wrote that he was ” just a fan who’s made a film and is not actually a filmmaker.” While there’s a core of truth in that statement, it’s not one I would make today. Four Zombie movies later and a lot of revisiting and rethinking Corpses, I’m convinced that Zombie is a fan who is also a filmmaker.

Jennifer’s Body

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The Story: The hottest girl in school becomes possessed by a demon and it's up to her nerdy best friend to set things right. The Lowdown: Neither entirely successful as horror or comedy, Jennifer's Body is still an interesting film with more on its mind than its detractors claim.

Cold Souls

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The Story: An actor convinced that his soul is holding him back professionally has his soul removed, only to discover that he needs it back. The Lowdown: Surreal comedy and metaphysical concerns mix to brilliant results in this strikingly unusual film.

Timecrimes

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The Story: A man -- who is being pursued by a maniac whose face is hidden beneath bandages -- flees to the supposed safety of a nearby laboratory. The Lowdown: An unusually clever and intelligent time-travel yarn with a good share of scares and brain teases.

The Debussy Film

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Debussy Film at 2 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 27, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and…

Cranky Hanke’s Screening Room: Four star forgettabl­es

A few days ago I happened to see a picture of LBJ on TV. For whatever reason, the image called to mind a dialogue exchange between John (Bruce Greenwood) and Bobby (Stephen Culp) Kennedy in Roger Donaldson’s Thirteen Days (2001). There’s no great significance in this—except that it’s the only thing I clearly remember from the film. I also remembered that I’d reviewed it, been favorably impressed and gave it four stars. Did it deserve those four stars?