In Theaters. And you thought last week was bad? At least last week you got the expansions of Carol and The Revenant. This week — No such luck. In fact, no luck at all. It is so exceedingly grim that…well, you’ve certainly noticed by now that the featured image is from a movie made 40 […]
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It’s a Gift
Phantasm II
Fifty Shades of Black
Kung Fu Panda 3
Walkabout

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler January 13-19: Norm of Benghazi Ride Along — and Farewell to Major Tom

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler December 30-January 5: This Is the Way the Year Ends
In Theaters. So here we are celebrating the end of the year with exactly one new movie to choose from (not that there aren’t some pretty choice choices already out) — and because it’s from the Weinsteins, they’ve played around with when we’ll get it because…well, they’re the Weinsteins and they can. You may recall […]
The Holiday
I Vitelloni
The Man Who Fell to Earth
Attack of the Crab Monsters
The 2016 Oscar Nominated Live Action Short Films
The 2016 Oscar-Nominated Animated Short Films

Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler January 20-26: Dirty 5th Anomalisa Boy — and Those Oscar Noms
In Theaters. Count your blessings for movies that are still playing, movies that are being brought back, and Charlie Kaufman. Otherwise, this looks like a week that might challenge last week for sheer dreadfulness and maximum awfulness — and utter suckage. Last week could indeed go down in history. And not in a good way. […]