Satirical article, serious response

In response to the [the Asheville Disclaimer] article in your Sept. 22 issue [“Asheville Restaurant Closes After 18 Months Despite Attention to Feng Shui”], I was nearly rendered unconscious due to oxygen deprivation from laughing too hard. I have since recovered and feel compelled to offer the benefit of over 30 years’ experience in the […]

Support medical choice, support Nesbitt and Fisher

Do you value “freedom of choice” in treatment options from your physician?  If so, please support state senator Martin Nesbitt and state representative Susan Fisher in re-election. Integrative, alternative, and complementary medicine is a unique and vital part of the WNC economy. Asheville hosts an amazing and growing cadre of holistic healers. However, the right […]

Sen. Burr: Working for N.C.?

Sen. Richard Burr has consistently sided with insurance companies against health care reform. He has voted a total of 18 times to ship North Carolina jobs overseas. He voted against the Disclose Act, which would have mandated that politicians reveal the millions of [foreign], corporate and special-interest dollars they receive to influence elections. He recently […]

Elitist Bastards: Golddiggin­g Cemetery Men On Facebook

In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies, Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther review Let Me In, Animal Kingdom, The Social Network, Farewell, Chain Letter and Case 39. They also discuss the surreal Italian horror film Cemetery Man (also known as Dellamorte Dellamore, this week’s Thursday Horror Picture Show), and classic musical comedy Gold Diggers of 1933 (next week’s Asheville Film Society screening). And to top it all off, the duo consider the potential quality of upcoming releases Secretariat, Life as We Know It, It’s Kind of a Funny Story, Like Dandelion Dust and My Soul to Take.

Angels in Asheville

To a contemporary theater audience, a naked man on stage for 30 seconds may not be as shocking as it was when Angels in America first opened 20 years ago. Nonetheless, Tony Kushner’s “Gay Fantasia on National Themes” remains an intense – and intensely relevant – piece of theater. To open its ninth season as […]

The Profiler

The Suspect: Dirty Dozen Brass Band Thanks in part to the success of the New Orleans Saints and the new HBO show, Treme, there has been a renewed appreciation for marching band style brass music.  The DDB, along with Trombone Shorty and Allen Toussaint, joined the Dave Matthews Band live on NBC for the NFL […]

Artsy-fartsy gardens

I consider myself a traditional gardener. That means I garden with plants, and that those plants are the focal point of my garden. I expect my garden visitors to ooh and ah over a specimen tree, like my new Japanese Seiryu Maple. I expect them to do the same for my varied, many — and […]

MakinBacon

Please Don't Tell Bacon Old Fashioned 2 oz bacon-infused bourbon 1/2 oz grade B maple syrup 2 dashes of Angostura bitters Put all ingredients in a mixing glass over cracked ice, stir and strain over fresh ice. Garnish with orange peel. Sunday Morning (as seen at the Rocket Club) 1 oz bacon vodka 1/2 oz […]

A court that can

I want to thank you for both your interest and your informative article on the important choice facing the voters of Buncombe County to select their next Clerk of Superior Court [”Low profile, high impact,” Sept. 29 Xpress]. I am writing this letter in response to statements made by my opponent, Mr. Steve Cogburn. [He] […]

Bad signs for Asheville

Dear Asheville Convention and Visitors Bureau: Why have you not employed someone to remove the peeling signs? We are all very aware about the issues and lawsuits concerning the signs but now they are turning into litter. With leaf season upon us and a certain rise in tourism in the coming weeks, it is simply […]