Ironey The Iron
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Ashey The Ash would have had my vote.
I know! It’s as obvious as using a Spartan for Spartanburg! (Instead of something unrelated, like a Spark, or something…)
“Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don’t get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony’s not really a, a high priority. We haven’t had any irony here since about, uh, ’83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.”
Steve Martin
i dont get it
“I know! It’s as obvious as using a Spartan for Spartanburg! (Instead of something unrelated, like a Spark, or something…)”
To be fair, I lifted that from the city’s nickname “Sparkle City.” Half the stuff in Spartanburg uses it’s other nickname, Hub City. Asheville suffers from a distinct lack of nicknames (other than Altamont, I guess).
I officially nominate “Irony City” as Asheville’s new nickname.
Sorry: “its other nickname,” not “it’s.” I just woke up.
The SynchroniCity.
IronyVille.
Ashe Vague-Ass.
The City That Always Sleeps
Asheville, not as gay as San Francisco…yet!