Mountain Mayhem: Meanwhile in the ladies’ room
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Bur-rump-bump.
I don’t think you get who the joke is on, Mr. Peck.
Why don’t you ‘splain it for us.
I just did.
No, I don’t think you did.
Take your time. I’ve got all weekend and I’m off Monday.
I bet everyone else gets it and I don’t want to spoil the surprise. Ask around town. You say you have free time.
I get it! Frank (now Gina) actually washed his/her/person/fill in pronoun hands after using the bathroom, and the other person did not wash their hands. Clever, working a heartfelt appeal for hygiene into said cartoon.
I still don’t get who Sue is. Are they referring to a boy names Sue?
And how did Frank die? I hope he didn’t suffer.
And why isn’t Gina drooling/taking pictures/fondling an underage child like we are led to believe?
And where the hell are the toilets?
LOL …. boatrocker! I get a particular kick out of stream-of-consciousness type sharing.
Wait. I’m confused. Is ‘Frank’ a born-male-turned-female, or is ‘Gina’ a born-female-turned-male, who now has to declare ‘Frank’, her new male identity, dead, because of the need to adhere to her HB2-mandated birth gender?
And where the hell are the toilets?
A little-discussed provision of HB2 requires that North Carolinians have all their holes Krazy Glued™ shut for good measure, so toilets are obsolete.
You call that on-topic? Where are the moderators? I’m going on Twitter this. That’s right. Twitter. Right now. I am. Watch me.
Why aren’t you watching me?
“Because you blocked me, remember?”
And… scene.