Lots of titles this week—six of them, in fact. We have four mainstream ones—The Help, 30 Minutes or Less, Final Destination 5 and Glee: The 3D Concert Movie—and two art/indie films—The Last Mountain (Fine Arts) and Snowflower and the Secret Fan (The Carolina). I’ve no earthly idea why The Help opens on Wednesday, but it’s perhaps just as well with this much. Then again, except for movie critics, I don’t see a whole lot of crossover appeal here.
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Elitist Bastards: Cowboys, Aliens, Smurfs and Chimpanzees
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go to the Movies podcast, reviewers Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss: Assassination Games; Cowboys & Aliens; Crazy, Stupid, Love; Project Nim; The Smurfs and The Trip.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler Aug. 3-8: Change-up to a Trip with Nim and Other Apes
The Smurfs to one side, last week didn’t turn out so badly. So what of this week? Well, let’s see. In the land of the mainstream we have The Change-up and Rise of the Planet of the Apes (both everywhere but the Carmike). And on the art film side of the ledger there’s Project Nim and The Trip (both at The Carolina). Apart from the unintentional connection between two movies involving chimpanzees, it’s at least diverse.
Elitist Bastards: Taking superhero movies seriously
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go to the Movies podcast, reviewers Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss Page One: Inside the New York Times, Friends with Benefits and Captain America: The First Avenger.
Elitist Bastards: The Bastardly Hallows
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go to the Movies podcast, reviewers Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss Beginners, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2, Submarine and Winnie the Pooh.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 20-26: Captain America and the Submarine with Benefits
Only three movies come our way this week—two in the mainstream realm and one art title. One the mainstream side we get Captain America: The First Avenger and Friends with Benefits. Neither of these carry anything like the level of Harry Potter excitement—and I am skeptical (oh, yes, skeptical) that either will dethrone Mr. Potter as the top-of-the-pops movie. Submarine (which takes place in Wales and not on a submarine)—opening this Friday at The Carolina—certainly has no such aims, but that doesn’t keep it from being one of the best movies I’ve seen this year.
Elitist Bastards: Female empowerment through chess versus a gorilla who craves TGI Fridays
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go to the Movies podcast, reviewers Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss Horrible Bosses, Queen to Play and Zookeeper.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 13-19: Harry Potter and the Queen to Play Beginners
It’s Harry Potter week. What more do you want? Well, the folks at Disney seem to think you want some kind of quasi-reboot of Winnie the Pooh, which I guess works for younger children and those who think Harry Potter movies are only a step removed from attending a Satanic mass. Plus, the art film is alive and well with Queen to Play at The Carolina and Beginners at the Fine Arts. Put mildly, I’ve seen less enticing weeks—like last week and the week before.
Elitist Bastards: Dark of the moose
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss Transformers: Dark of the Moon, TrollHunter, Larry Crowne, Buck and Monte Carlo.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 6-12: Horse Whisperers, Trolls, Horrible Bosses and a Zookeeper
Last week was a curious mix. There were two movies that turned out to be somewhat better than expected, and one that proved to be every bit as awful as one might have suspected. This week—well, we’ll see. In the mainsteam, we have two mid-range movies—Horrible Bosses and Zookeeper—since no one sees much point in shoehorning a big picture in between Transformers last week and the final Harry Potter movie next week. On the art/indie front, The Carolina opens the surprisingly strong and popular documentary Buck and the giant monster flick TrollHunter.
Elitist Bastards: Somewhere between wonderful and pretentious twaddle
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss The Tree of Life, Bad Teacher and Cars 2.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler June 29-July 5: Transforming Larry Crowne in Monte Carlo
This is one of those weeks where even writing about what’s in store for us at the movies is like trying to shove myself through a garden hose. The mere thought of Larry Crowne, Monte Carlo, and Transformers: Dark of the Moose…er Moon makes me want to take a nap. The prospect of actually sitting through them, however, makes me want to hide behind the sofa till the whole thing blows over. There aren’t even any art/indie titles to lighten the grim prospect.
Elitist Bastards: Mr. Lantern’s l’amour fou of beavers
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss Green Lantern, L’amour Fou, Mr. Popper’s Penguins and The Beaver.
Elitist Bastards: The bummer summer of our discontent
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther are joined by guest Bastard Jeremy Dylan to talk about Cave of Forgotten Dreams 3D, Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer, Midnight in Paris, Super 8 and I’m No Angel.
Elitist Bastards: The early funny ones
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther talk about Bill Cunningham New York, Incendies, X-Men: First Class, Hobo With A Shotgun, Son of Dracula and Stardust Memories.
Elitist Bastards: The magic elitists have a hangover
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther—joined by Laura Marie Miller—discuss current releases Kung Fu Panda 2, The Hangover Part II and Meek’s Cutoff.
Elitist Bastards: 13 Bastards on Stranger Tides
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss current releases Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, The Double Hour and 13 Assassins.
Elitist Bastards: Those two sons of fun
In this week’s podcast, film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss current releases Potiche, Bridesmaids, Priest, The Greatest Movie Ever Sold and Decisions.
Elitist Bastards: Bastardversary
In this special one-year anniversary episode of the Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther share their thoughts on current releases Thor, Something Borrowed, Jumping the Broom and Everything Must Go. The dynamic reviewing duo then discuss the classic Ken Russell film Savage Messiah (next week’s Asheville Film Society screening) before giving their critical forecasts for this weekend’s new releases Decisions, Bridesmaids and Priest.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler May 11-17: Everything Must Go—even bridesmaids and the priest
After the surprise box-office juggernaut of Fast Five week before last and the unsurprising box-office success of Thor, it comes as no great shock that the studios aren’t bringing out the big guns this week—especially when you consider that whatever opens this weekend is almost certain to get trounced next weekend when Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides comes out. So what do we get? Well, from the mainstream we have Bridesmaids and Priest (both opening everywhere except the Beaucatcher). On the art/indie side things look a little more interesting with Everything Must Go (opening at The Carolina and the Fine Arts).
Elitist Bastards: Hankewinked at the Rubber Dog Prom
In this week’s Elitist Bastards Go To The Movies podcast, Mountain Xpress film critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther discuss current releases Dylan Dog: Dead of Night, Hoodwinked 2: Hood Vs. Evil, Rubber, The 5th Quarter, Fast Five, I Am and Prom.