Movie Reviews

The Naked Prey

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show The Naked Prey at 2 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 19, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and…

City of Ember

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The Story: The underground city of Ember is dying due to its failing generator, and the people have lost the knowledge that they were meant to return to the earth's surface before this happened. The Lowdown: Thematically heavy and stunning to look at, City of Ember manages to be worthwhile without ever getting near greatness…

Quarantine

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The Story: A TV crew and a few firefighters and cops are quarantined with the residents of an old dark apartment house when a mysterious disease that turns its victims into killers breaks out. The Lowdown: Another film that uses the camera jiggle-a-thon shtick to convey mayhem, but with a handful of fairly effective thrills…

The Express

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The Story: The true story of Syracuse running back Ernie Davis, the first African American ever to win the Heisman Trophy. The Lowdown: A completely formulaic sports biopic that drags out every trope of the genre while at the same time feeling excruciatingly long.

The Found Footage Film Festival

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The Found Footage Festival, the acclaimed touring showcase of found videos, will make a one-night only appearance in Asheville as part of its 2008 North American tour. Hosts Joe Pickett and Nick Prueher, whose credits include The Onion and the Late Show with David Letterman, will present their unique blend of video clips and live…

Cats

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show Cats at 2 p.m. Sunday, Oct. 12, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community, 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville. (From Asheville, take I-26 to U.S. 64 West, turn right at the third light onto Thompson Street. Follow to the Lake Point Landing entrance and park in…

Flash of Genius

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The Story: A college professor invents the intermittent windshield wiper, only to have his design stolen by the Ford Motor Company, causing him to spend the next decade fighting for the credit he’s due. The Lowdown: An utterly harmless little film, with a strong central performance by Greg Kinnear. Still, it can’t quite overcome the…

Chocolat

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Pack Memorial Library will show Chocolat on Thursday, Oct. 9, at 6 p.m. in Lord Auditorium. Kilwin's of Asheville and the French Broad Chocolate Lounge have kindly donated chocolates and fudge to make the event indulgent. Info: 250-4700.

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

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The Story: This mildly satirical comedy catalogs the misadventures of a socially disastrous British journalist, who hits the big time when he receives an offer to work for a New York City celebrity magazine. The Lowdown: Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst -- and a number of agreeable bits and pieces -- elevate this slightly flat…

Appaloosa

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The Story: A pair of lawmen for hire come to the western town of Appaloosa to "clean up" the place. The Lowdown: A western that is both traditional and untraditional, Appaloosa is solid filmmaking with some unusually strong characterizations and performances, as well as a sense of moral and psychological complexity.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

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The Story: A spoiled chihuahua is lost in Mexico and has to find her way back to Beverly Hills through much danger. The Lowdown: Admirers of talking dogs and those not bothered by rampant (and of variable quality) CGI may find this passable. Everyone else, be warned.

Religulous

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The Story: Bill Maher travels around the world trying to get people to explain religion to him. The Lowdown: Deliberately provocative and confrontational, Maher's irreverent look at religion -- primarily Christianity, Judaism and Islam -- is often wildly funny, thought provoking and apt to offend a lot of people.

Blindness

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The Story: A mysterious epidemic of blindness occurs in a city, causing the authorities to try to contain the situation by quarantining the victims under barbarous conditions. The Lowdown: A powerful -- and powerfully unpleasant -- allegorical work that's definitely worth a look if you're up to its grim, unflinching portrait of the events at…