Movie Reviews

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Imagine a filmmaker going into 20th Century Fox and announcing that he’d had a dream the night before, which he wanted to turn into a film. Now, imagine him walking out of the studio a few minutes later with the go-ahead on the project. Well, such was the power of Robert Altman and such was […]

Angel Heart

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The Thursday Night Horror Picture Show will screen Angel Heart Thursday, April 29, at 8 p.m. in the Cinema Lounge of the Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

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The Story: A disgraced journalist and an enigmatic computer hacker with a history of problems investigate a 40-year-old mystery involving the disappearance of a 16-year-old girl. The Lowdown: A rivetting mystery thriller with solid plotting, strong performances and characters -- and something more than entertainment beneath it all.

North Face

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The Story: A fact-based story of a 1936 attempt to climb the supposedly unscalable north face of the Eiger. The Lowdown: A generally absorbing mountain-climbing saga that either benefits from the story's political background or suffers from it, depending on your outlook.

The Losers

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The Story: A group of soldiers left for dead in Bolivia try and get revenge against the CIA agent who double-crossed them. The Lowdown: A generic actioner that's never as stylish as it wants to be, nor as clever as it thinks it is.

Greenberg

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The Story: A disaffected misanthrope tries to avoid finding himself while housesitting for his brother. The Lowdown: An unlikely film with an unlikely -- and largely unlikable -- main character, but one with some bitter humor and a sense of greater understanding than appears on the surface.

The Back-Up Plan

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The Story: No sooner does pet-store owner Zoe get artificially inseminated than she meets Mr. Right. Complications follow. The Lowdown: It's not very romantic. It's not very funny. It's not very dramatic. By my count, that's three strikes against any romcom/drama.

Beau Brummel

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show Beau Brummel at 2 p.m. Sunday, April 25, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas), 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville.

Re-Animator

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The Thursday Night Horror Picture Show will screen Re-Animator at 8 p.m. Thursday, April 22, in the Cinema Lounge of the Carolina Asheville and will be hosted by Xpress movie critics Ken Hanke and Justin Souther.

Mother

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The Story: A mother decides to find the truth on her own when her son is arrested for murder. The Lowdown: An absolutely splendid -- nearly perfect -- crime thriller built around a mystery that almost always surprises and a title character unlike any you've ever seen.

The Joneses

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The Story: A group of salespeople -- masquerading as a family unit -- move into an upper-class neighborhood in an attempt to push high-priced goods on their neighbors. The Lowdown: An occasionally high-minded, often heavy-handed look at suburban malaise and consumerism that never rises above the realm of the perfectly fine.

Kick-Ass

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The Story: A mild-mannered teen -- and comic-book nerd -- decides to try his hand at becoming a superhero, only to find himself in over his head with the mob and other masked heroes. The Lowdown: A gory, often funny, slickly made attempt at reimagining the superhero genre that never hits the right tone. Ultimately,…

Death at a Funeral

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The Story: The funeral for a family's well-respected father goes off the tracks when his blackmail-minded gay lover shows up among the mourners. The Lowdown: This pointless remake of the 2007 Brit comedy sinks in a mire of wrongheadedness of its own making.

She

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The Hendersonville Film Society will show She at 2 p.m. Sunday, April 18, in the Smoky Mountain Theater at Lake Pointe Landing Retirement Community (behind Epic Cinemas), 333 Thompson St., Hendersonville.

Letters to God

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The Story: A prepubescent cancer sufferer inspires those around him with the letters he writes to God. The Lowdown: Generic, heartstrings-tugging Christian melodrama that's exactly like -- and as exciting as -- every other bout of melodramatic fundamentalist filmmaking.

Date Night

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The Story: A dull married couple pretend to be other people to get dinner reservations, causing them to be mistaken for those people -- who just happen to be in bad with the mob. The Lowdown: The cast -- especially Steve Carell and Tina Fey -- raise this otherwise ordinary thrill comedy to the level…