All the meat you can eat at Ole Shakey’s

WHAT: The Great American Jerk Off

WHERE: Ole Shakey’s, 790 Riverside Drive

WHEN: 4-8 p.m. Sunday, June 5

COST: 3 dollars

MORE INFORMATION: The event is limited to ages 21 and older. Those interested in participating in the amateur Jerk Off should contact Charlie Hodge at

About Thomas Calder
Thomas Calder received his MFA in Fiction from the University of Houston's Creative Writing Program. He has worked with several publications, including Gulf Coast and the Collagist.

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