ASHEVILLE, NC
Bear malling
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I am so offended that this comic mentions omnivore black bears!
Everyone knows local omnivore black bears are not vegetarians, vegans
or gluten free and creep through the woods to eat nuts, berries, honey (ahhh vegan triggered!) occasional fish and whatever human garbage they can find.
Why can’t WNC wildlife just meditate in the sun for Vitamin D and suck a crystal for hunger?
Where is the justice?
What is this Circle of Life/Carbon Cycle thing?
Why can’t Nature shop at a chain yuppie health food store like normal jerks?