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Dear Arnold,
What are the benefits of breastfeeding?
— Jan
Dear Jan,
Outside of staring at some lady’s nipple in public? Nothing.
As someone with a ponytail, I am offended by your article and also your crass joke mocking the natural beauty that is the bonding between mother and infant.
As someone who is a toothless inbred, I am offended by your article and also your crass joke mocking the natural beauty that is the bonding between Madison County residents and geese. As Dr. Ruth said, “All sex is goose sex.”
As someone who washes her face with cow lard, I am greatly offended at your above article, as well as the spot-on rendition of local celebrities.
Why dont you make fun of women in business or something? Stop making fun of inbred mountain-folk!