Xpress staffers share their tongue-in-cheek prognostications for the coming year. Asheville-area conspiracy theories, complaints of the gentry, uses for the sinkhole and creative panhandling pitches are all on the list.
![Sinkhole as golf hole](https://mountainx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/HUMOR_Sinkhole-330x248.jpg)
Xpress staffers share their tongue-in-cheek prognostications for the coming year. Asheville-area conspiracy theories, complaints of the gentry, uses for the sinkhole and creative panhandling pitches are all on the list.
ASHEVILLE, N.C.