Marmaduke

Movie Information

The Story: The comic-strip dog comes to the big screen to create havoc. The Lowdown: Don't even think about it. If you can read this, you're too old for this movie.
Score:

Genre: Talking-Animal Comedy
Director: Tom Dey (Failure to Launch)
Starring: Owen Wilson (voice), George Lopez (voice), Lee Pace, Judy Greer, William H. Macy
Rated: PG

Marmaduke almost got itself an extra half star by virtue of not slapping “Who Let the Dogs Out?” on its soundtrack. It lost that half star by using the song’s title as a joke not once, but twice in its desperate bid for laughs. I admit I did laugh once, but it was at a joke that would probably mean little to anyone who has never owned an Afghan hound, so I’d only recommend the gag to a select few. Otherwise, this is a talking-animal movie. It’s a talking-animal movie based on a one-joke, not-very-funny comic strip. That should be sufficient information for anyone old enough to read this review. But if further evidence is needed for why this movie should be avoided, read on.

The movie is less than five minutes old when it hits the audience with its first Marmaduke flatulence joke. It will not be the last. In fact, a good deal of the film’s idea of humor appears to be grounded in bodily functions, which is perhaps not surprising given the kind of movie it is. Yes, the technical effects that allow the filmmakers to make the animals mouths appear to be spouting the inane dialogue are a vast improvement over the superimposed animations on the camels’ mouths in Road to Morocco (1942). It’s also a lot creepier, and a testament to the fact that just because you can do something, it does not follow that you should do it. Did we learn nothing from Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008)?

Is there a story? Well, yes. You may have had the misfortune of encountering it fairly recently. It’s about a success-hungry family man (Lee Pace) who uproots his family—against their will—and moves them to a new location. They’re all miserable, but he is too busy trying to cater to the whims of his unreasonable boss to notice. If that sounds familiar, you have my sympathies, because it means you saw Furry Vengeance, too. Oh, it wasn’t that original in Furry Vengeance either. I’m not sure the modern family film could exist without the distracted workaholic dad.

Of course, there is a secondary story—or maybe it’s the primary story—about Marmaduke (voiced by Owen Wilson) trying to fit in so he can snag the hot collie (voiced by Stacy Ferguson) in town. It follows that Marmaduke forgets his real friends—and the long-suffering Australian shepherd (voiced by Emma Stone) that’s in love with him—and has to learn life lessons just like his master. There’s a dramatic last-minute thrill sequence that isn’t very thrilling and a predictably happy ending—capped off with, you guessed it, a flatulence joke. It’s depressing to realize that that, too, is predictable. Rated PG for some rude humor and language.

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About Ken Hanke
Head film critic for Mountain Xpress since December 2000. Author of books "Ken Russell's Films," "Charlie Chan at the Movies," "A Critical Guide to Horror Film Series," "Tim Burton: An Unauthorized Biography of the Filmmaker."

6 thoughts on “Marmaduke

  1. TonyRo

    Ken, forced against your will to watch one..which would it be: FURRY VENGEANCE or MARMADUKE?

  2. Ken Hanke

    Ken, forced against your will to watch one..which would it be: FURRY VENGEANCE or MARMADUKE?

    Marmaduke has the advantage of being 5 minutes shorter and having fewer truly disgusting “gags.” Plus, it has the Afghan hound joke, so I guess I’d watch it, but I wouldn’t be happy about it. A cat that talks in George Lopez’s voice is kinda hard to overlook.

  3. Sean Williams

    Am I the only one who thinks that the father character in the original comic looks like Adolf Hitler?

  4. Ken Hanke

    Am I the only one who thinks that the father character in the original comic looks like Adolf Hitler?

    Hitler was a better dresser. But slap a uniform on Phil, trim the mustache a little, comb the hair the other direction and he might invade Poland.

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