LaZooms Tours performers Earlene Hooch and Augusta Wind lead a special 75-minute Mother’s Day ride and show on Saturday and Sunday, May 9 and 10. Two shows each day, $23.
Press release from LaZoom:
For anyone looking for the perfect gift for mom this Mother’s Day weekend (the kind she’ll never forget), look no further! The team at LaZoom Bus Tours created a special 75 minute Mom’s Day Ride that is sure to make her day!
Only Four Shows:
Saturday, May 9, 5pm and 7pm
Sunday, May 10, 1pm and 3pmTwice the funny for your money!
This performance may be the only time you can see Earlene Hooch and Augusta Wind together! They will be giving moms more than they ever expected as they explore what being a “real mother” is all about. They’ll talk about the dangers that mom’s face on a daily basis… Running with scissors, dealing with skid marks and what to do when your kids have too much whine.
5 important tips from Earlene and Augusta:
1. Don’t buy your mother tweezers for her chin hair.
2. It ain’t polite to stare (no matter how weird someone looks).
3. Don’t touch that, you don’t know where it’s been!
4. Don’t look at me like that… Your face is gonna freeze that way!
5. You don’t want to know what your father is really thinking!Tickets are $23 for anyone 13 years or older and are available online or by phone, but they won’t last long. So get yours before it is too late!
LaZoom Bus Tours
828.225.6932
www.lazoomtours.com
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