Movie Reviews

Starring: Robert Englund, Ted Levine, Daniel Matmor, Jeremy Crutchley, Vanessa Pike

The Mangler

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In Brief: Boasting one of the screwiest premises (thanks to Stephen King) ever — about a possessed commercial laundry machine — The Mangler is nonsense of the highest order. But it's entertaining nonsense that's served up with no shortage of panache and atmosphere — and actually turns out to have something on its mind as…
Starring: Marlon Brando, Sophia Loren, Sydney Chaplin, Tippi Hedren, Patrick Cargill

A Countess from Hong Kong

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In Brief: Charles Chaplin's last film is much better than is often assumed — an assumption based on its box office failure in 1967. Does this romantic comedy live up to the Chaplin movies that come before it? No — in no small part because it's devoid of one of Chaplin's greatest instruments, his presence.…
Starring: Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, Rosemarie DeWitt, Will Forte

The Watch

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The Story: A nitwit neighborhood watch group tries to save the world from an alien invasion. The Lowdown: This moronic mess is staggering in its sheer cosmic God-awfulness.
Starring: Woody Allen, Diane Keaton, Harold Gould, Jessica Harper, James Tolkan

Love and Death

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In Brief: The last of Woody Allen's films that qualifies as one of his "early funny ones," Love and Death may well be Allen's most completely successful such film. A wildly comedic spoof of all things Ingmar Bergman and Sergei Eisenstein, the film is pure Allen without the often awkward staging that mars the physical…
Starring: Ryan Guzman, Kathryn McCormick, Peter Gallagher, Cleopatra Coleman

Step Up Revolution

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The Story: A group of dancers in Miami must figure out a way to stop their neighborhood from being bulldozed by greedy developers. The Lowdown: A hokey, occasionally amateurish foray in the dance film genre, with a topical — and confused — message about economic equality that thankfully saves itself by being dumb enough to…
Starring: Lee Marvin, Fredric March, Robert Ryan, Jeff Bridges, Sorrell Booke, Martyn Green

Iceman Cometh

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In Brief: The Hendersonville Film Society is screening the second part of John Frankenheimer's film of Eugene O'Neill's The Iceman Cometh.
Starring: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Anne Hathaway, Tom Hardy, Marion Cotillard, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Morgan Freeman

The Dark Knight Rises

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The Story: The final film in Christopher Nolan's Batman series. The Lowdown: A more human, more entertaining, less oppressive Batman movie than might have been expected. It's not as weighty as it probably means to be, but it's undeniably entertaining and well-made.
Starring: Gastón Santos, Rafael Bertrand, Mapita Cortés, Carlos Ancira, Carolina Barret, Antonio Raxel

The Black Pit of Dr. M (Misterios de Ultratumba)

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In Brief: An atmospheric — and typically over-the-top — little chiller from Mexico about the director of an insane asylum and his attempts to go beyond the grave. Made by the major Mexican horror director of the era, Fernando Méndez, the film is much stronger on creepy images than it is on logic.
Starring: Arata, Erika Oda, Susumu Terajima, Kyôko Kagawa, Kei Tani

After Life

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In Brief: A thoroughly fascinating movie about the bureaucratic process of what happens after we die. The film's basic idea of the dead having to choose one single memory to take with them into eternity is conceptually fanciful and rather (deliberately) mundane in execution. This latter aspect causes part of the movie to become a…
Starring: Aubrey Plaza, Mark Duplass, Jake Johnson, Karan Soni, Jenica Bergere, William Hall, Jr., Kristen Bell

Safety Not Guaranteed

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The Story: A trio of writers from Seattle magazine go looking for the story behind an ad looking for a partner for a time travel experiment. The Lowdown: A funny, moving, close to perfect little film that constantly defies the odds to become much more than what its premise and budget suggest is possible. A…
Starring: François Cluzet, Omar Sy, Anne Le Ny, Audrey Fleurot, Clotilde Mollet

The Intouchables

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The Story: A fact-based, feel-good, odd couple comedy-drama about a rich white quadriplegic and his poor black caregiver. The Lowdown: Slickly made, a little Hollywoodized, a little corny, but with a core of truth and splendid performances that transcend its limitations.
Starring: Eusebio Poncela, Carmen Maura, Antonio Banderas, Miguel Molina

Law of Desire

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In Brief: A flamboyant gay filmmaker — trying to get over a lost love — takes up with a dangerously possessive and unstable young man, who will do anything to keep his hold on the filmmaker. Pedro Almodovar's first U.S. hit is an unabashedly personal, deeply disturbing, but sometimes very funny work that holds back…
Starring: Lee Marvin, Fredric March, Robert Ryan, Jeff Bridges, Sorrell Booke, Martyn Green

The Iceman Cometh

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In Brief: The American Film Theatre was a short-lived attempt by producer Ely Landau to bring stage drama to the screen. The resulting films weren't quite canned theatre, but neither were they wildly cinematic. John Frankenheimer's film of Eugene O'Neill's The Iceman Cometh (1973) was no different, but it was and is a beautifully cast…
Starring: (voices) Ray Romano, Denis Leary, John Leguizamo, Queen Latifah, Peter Dinklage

Ice Age: Continental Drift

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The Story: The prehistoric animals of the Ice Age franchise must deal with cataclysm and pirates. The Lowdown: A completely pointless animated film that’s mostly harmless, more of the same and horribly dull.
Starring: Irene Dunne, Allan Jones, Charles Winninger, Paul Robeson, Helen Morgan, Helen Westley

Show Boat

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In Brief: Long suppressed by MGM, James Whale's 1936 film of the classic Broadway show, Show Boat, is far and away the best version ever made. Much more faithful than MGM's rather tacky 1951 film, it works on every level, thanks to Whale's masterful blending of cinema and theater. He gets every last bit of…
Starring: James Woods, Sonja Smits, Deborah Harry, Peter Dvorsky, Leslie Carlson, Jack Creley

Videodrome

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In Brief: David Cronenberg's brilliant horror-sci-fi-satire Videodrome seemed pretty far-fetched when it hit movie screens in 1983, but his vision of a world where technology would become so out of control that the line between mankind and his devices would become blurred in one gooey package (termed "the new flesh") no longer seems all that…
Starring: Boris Karloff, Colin Clive, Ernest Thesiger, Valerie Hobson, Elsa Lanchester, Dwight Frye, Una O'Connor

Bride of Frankenstein

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In Brief: As close to a perfect combination of writing, acting, directing and scoring as you're likely to get, James Whale's Bride of Frankenstein is that rarest of horror film that completely transcends questions of genre. It simply emerges as one of the great movies of all time without qualification. In fact, it's a master…
Starring: Edward G. Robinson, Mary Astor, Helen Vinson, Russell Hopton, Berton Churchill

The Little Giant

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In Brief: Wildly pre-code gangster comedy that spoofs star Edward G. Robinson's tough guy image. Robinson plays the notorious "Bugs" Ahearn who gets out of the rackets when Prohibition is repealed and heads to California to learn to be a gentleman. Snappy, funny and frequently startling in what they got away with before the production…
Starring: Katy Perry, Shannon Woodward, Rachael Markarian, Mia Moretti

Katy Perry: Part of Me

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The Story:A 3-D music documentary about pop star Katy Perry. The Lowdown: A fun and flattering, performance-heavy documentary that Perry fans will love, and non-fans won’t mind if they bother to see it for some reason.
Starring: Barbra Streisand, Walter Matthau, Michael Crawford, Marianne McAndrew, Tommy Tune

Hello, Dolly!

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In Brief: Hello, Dolly! seems marginally less appalling now than it did in 1969. What once merely screamed, "big budget-bad movie," now comes across as harmless camp. Yeah, it's still the last word in empty glitter-ball cinema, but the aroma of studio-crippling extravagance has dissipated. Still, when people say they don't like musicals, you can…
Starring: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Rhys Ifans, Denis Leary, Martin Sheen, Sally Field, Irrfan Khan

The Amazing Spider-Man

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The Story: The Spider-Man origin story told anew to kickstart the franchise. The Lowdown: Well-made and entertaining — and boasting improved lead actors — but rather unremarkable. It may be as good as the film it reboots, but the freshness is gone.