This is quite a week — at least in terms of quantity. We’re looking at two art/indie titles (one of which blindsided me) and three mainstream ones. What to make of it all is another question.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler October 2-7: Short Term Parkland Gravity Runner and More
What started off as a simple week of two art titles and two mainstream ones permitted itself the luxury of becoming more complicated. The truth, however, is that the complication of three additional films isn’t likely to make much impact on very many moviegoing plans. I will explain.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler September 25-October 1: An Embarrassment of Riches?
There is certainly no shortage of movies hitting town this week. There are, in fact, seven of the things. Seven, mind you. You could make a movie about Snow White with those. The question is whether this is an embarrassment of riches, or merely an embarrassment.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler September 18-24: Thanks for Sharing Austenland Prisoners
All in all, we’re looking at a pretty good week — and it’s not particularly overcrowded. We have two art titles that have things to recommend them, and two mainstream offerings, one of which stands a good chance of being genuinely worth your while. The other is another matter.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler September 11-17: Ain’t Them Bodies in a World Still Insidious
Well, this is certainly tastier than last week, which produced the absolute worst grosses I’ve seen in … well, a very long time. This week looks better. I say that based on both things I’ve seen and my level of interest in at least one thing unseen. This is also one of those weeks in which there are, I fear, more art titles than the market will bear.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler September 4-10: This? This Is It?
Unless there’s something hiding in the recesses of the listings I haven’t seen — thanks to Labor Day — this has all the earmarks of being the lamest week of 2013. We have one mainstream title and one documentary headed our way. It’s not really surprising — the summer is over and awards season hasn’t started — but that doesn’t keep it from being dispiriting.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler August 28-September 3: Spectacular Closed Crystal Fairy War
OK, this is an odd week in a couple of ways. Not only are there too may “art” titles opening — four is just more than the market will bear — but exactly what is opening in the supposedly mainstream realm is still open to some question, and that’s a question that won’t be answered till sometime tomorrow.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler August 21-27: The Next World’s End Blue Jasmine Instruments
At last, the new Woody Allen film hits town — with all its awards buzz and strong, national box office intact. Plus, we get a new Edgar Wright comedy, the next Harry Potter wannabe, and (yet again) the “reinvention of horror.” It could be worse. It has been worse. It will be worse again.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler August 14-20: Kings of the Butler’s Paranoia Jobs
Another fairly heavy week at the movies comes our way with four mainstream offerings and one art title. That, of course, refers to quantity, not quality. Quality looks a much less reliable consideration. Much less. Oh, yes.
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Local film company to debut first feature
Local production company Down Poor Pictures is premiering its first independent feature film, Ringside Rosary, at the Fine Arts Theatre on Aug. 15. Filmed mostly in Asheville, with a local cast and crew, the drama tells the story of a boxer trying to shed his criminal past.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler August 7-13 We’re the Unfished Lovelace Song on Elysium
Let’s admit it — last week was between lame and painful. (If you had to sit through The Smurfs 2, you’ll know how painful.) This week looks better. It’s certainly more movie-packed — four mainstream and two art titles hit town. No complaining about dearth of product at least.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 31-August 6: 2 Guns, Stories and Those Smurfing Smurfs
Every so often people pose the question, “What makes you so cranky?” Mostly, I think it’s an undeserved label — and this despite the fact that I’ve seen every Tyler Perry movie ever made. Then something like The Smurfs 2 comes along and my normally sunny disposition goes into full cranky mode.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 24-30: Way, Way Back to Wolverine Station
Here we have a week with some slight — and very minor — confusion, but we’ll get to that later. What we know for sure is that this week finds two of the season’s most anticipated art/indie titles hitting town and the next Big Budget Would-be Blockbuster. That’s three movies — and one more that might show up yet — which is something of a relief after last week’s flood of movies.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 17-23: Red God Most Likely Forgives Conjuring Void
Here we have an uncommonly busy movie week with four mainstream titles and an equal number of art/indie titles. Stranger still, not a single one involves giant monsters or guys in tights, which is perhaps a good thing.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 10-16: 20 Feet from Pacific Rim Grown Ups
This week we have the good, the potentially good and the almost certainly dismal. At one point yesterday, we had a fourth option. Then we didn’t. Then we did again. Finally we didn’t. If that confuses you, just be glad you didn’t have to deal with the flurry of calls and emails that surrounded the movie that isn’t opening. Anyway, let’s look at what we do have.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler July 3-9: Despicable Lone Ranger Leaks
This is one of those rare weeks where the most interesting prospect — so far as I’m concerned — is the Big Release. Of course, there are only three movies — two mainstream and one “art” — opening and the “art” title is a documentary that I’ve already seen.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler June 26-July 2: Love and Heat in the House Down East
This week the White House is under siege (yes, again), odd-couple cops are on the loose, ecoterrorists are upon us, middle-aged romance is in bloom and a very different kind of thriller is at hand. And at least two of these are outstanding.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler June 19-25: Much Ado About Monster World Bling
This week we’ve got Shakespeare. We’ve got monsters. We’ve got zombies (and Brad Pitt). We’ve got teenage miscreants — I mean besides that bozo in the next row texting during the movie. That may not quite be something for everyone, but it comes darn close.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler June 12-18: This Is Man of Steel Before Midnight
Man of Steel opens this week. It will be at nearly every theater that could get it and on as many screens as possible—both 2D and 3D. That is all an awful lot of people probably need to know. For those with a penchant for guys with large and sinewy muscles in tights, this is probably what summer is all about this year—at least where movies are concerned. It isn’t all that’s opening, however. There’s another mainstream release and one of the most anticipated art titles of the season.
Cranky Hanke’s Weekly Reeler June 5-11: Reluctant Sapphire Maisie Purge
It seems unlikely that we can hope for anything like the pretty spectacular disaster of After Earth this weekend — in large part because the mainstream offerings are less ambitious. Let’s face it, no one really wants the second week of their big shiny release going up against next week’s Superman re-boot. Still, there are two mainstream titles this week — and three art titles.
Cranky Hanke talks Frances Ha (and other things) with Greta Gerwig
The week after the opening of the new indie film, Frances Ha, Ken Hanke interviewed the film’s star and co-writer, Greta Gerwig. This is the interview in full.