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Drying out

Cold mountain

Quacks

Growing concerns

Whole grain diet

Cutting remarks

Trouble brewing

Showing hands

Winterizing

Artful decision

Cold season

Different kinds of history

Flood of ideas

Flood of emotions

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Editor’s note: The following story is part of Xpress’ annual Humor Issue. This is a satirical piece that is not meant to be taken seriously. Happy New Year. Dear Readers, It’s officially cuffing season. What does this mean? Well, this is the time of year when single people pair up to endure the colder months in cozy […]

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