Humor Issue 2024
Volume
31
/ Issue 22
Cover Design Credit:
Scott SouthwickCover Photography Credit:
Brent Brown
For years, Asheville’s prepper community has thrived in the shadows, fortified by a shared commitment to self-sufficiency and an unwavering belief that society would collapse under the weight of its own hubris. In the immediate aftermath of Tropical Storm Helene, these community members thrived. But this same group eventually discovered that the satisfaction of being prepared for a disaster comes with its own expiration date
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(HUMOR) Updates on WNC’s 2024 celebs
Asheville's famed poop emoji protester lives on! As do all those Lowe's 5-gallon buckets.(HUMOR) Doomsday preppers grapple with postapocalyptic ennui
For years, Asheville’s prepper community has thrived in the shadows, fortified by a shared commitment to self-sufficiency and an unwavering belief that society would collapse under the weight of its…(HUMOR) One untrained reporter’s quest to uncover the mystery that is … Dadbod
Walk down any street in Asheville and you’re likely to see the phrase “Dadbod” emblazoned in spray paint on a dumpster, lamppost or any particularly slow moving dog. But who is…Comedian Petey Smith-McDowell reels in the laughs
The Asheville native and coproducer of Disclaimer Comedy credits his popular Instagram account with boosting his career.(HUMOR) Xpressers Almanac: What’s ahead for 2025?
What will be the top 10 baby names for Asheville in 2025? What new slogans will the city employ to attract tourists? What is first-time Asheville City Council member Bo…Smart Bets: Nora Brown at The Grey Eagle
The 18-year-old brings her old-time banjo music to Asheville Jan. 5.Smart Bets: Mark Farina at The Mule
The dance music pioneer spins his signature blend of house music and mushroom jazz at The Mule on Jan. 4 as a fundraiser for ArtsAVL's Emergency Relief Fund for artists.Smart Bets: Asheville Locals Showcase
Four area bands will take the stage during the Jan. 3 event at The Orange Peelfood
(HUMOR) Beer made with nonpotable water wins GABF gold medal
Plus, Cúrate takes a new direction and a food truck sets a new world record.What’s new in food: Posana plans South Asheville expansion
The spacious new Biltmore Park location will focus on neighborhood hospitality. Also in this week's food news: Flour grows its presence in the S&W Market, local bartender takeovers raise funds…living
Smart Bets: Serenity Sound Bath
The full-body sound and vibrational experience takes place Jan. 5.news
Buncombe Democrats elect final county commissioner
In the crowded, fluorescent-lit basement of the Buncombe County Democratic Party headquarters in Oakley on Dec. 18, Democrats conducted the final election of 2024.Parking standards curtail housing, advocates tell county commissioners
Housing advocates urged the Buncombe County Board of Commissioners to eliminate parking requirements to make housing easier and cheaper to build. They noted that affordable housing is a critical need…opinion
(HUMOR) Innovative entrepreneurs cash in on disaster tourism
Virtual disasters create real revenue streams for savvy entrepreneurs.(HUMOR) A plea to tourists for forgiveness
The following story is part of Xpress’ annual Humor Issue. This is a satirical piece that is not meant to be taken seriously. Happy New Year.(HUMOR) Lessons learned from Helene
It wasn't all bad. Just most of it.