Drop it, FiFi
Winter chill
Overpass
Moving the needle
Fruit of knowledge
County line
Trademarks
Chemical appeal
by Irene Olds
Out rages
Unnoticed
Cash, cars, and conversions
Flaming the fans
Table for one
Heeeere’s the residential market
(HUMOR) What I’ve learned about dating in Asheville during a pandemic
“Dating is hard in general. Dating during pandemic? Even harder. Dating during a pandemic in Asheville? Wut?”
(HUMOR) 2021 Funny Pages
Shelve it underground
(HUMOR) Xpressers almanac: What will 2021 bring?
Xpress staffers offer their humorous predictions for a year that might be even weirder than 2020. Asheville-area media, the Asheville Police Department, political figures and local protesters are all up for the skewering.
(HUMOR) Five virtual food-related classes for and after COVID-19
Editor’s note: The following story, unlike the rest of Mountain Xpress’s award-winning coverage of local news and events throughout the rest of the year, is 100% fake. Feeling a little sluggish after 2020? Curious how you’ll readjust once things eventually return to normal? These five fictitious classes might be your answer. Please and Thank You: […]
(HUMOR) Mime plot silenced
Proposed changes to the city noise ordinance were part of a nefarious, multiyear plot by mimes, hell-bent on monopolizing the vibrant arts scene with their quiet ways.